#lolop

You and the stranger both like sherlock.

You: sherlock

Stranger: jawn

You: i miss u

Stranger: 2 bad

You: y u do this 2 me sherclock? :'(

Stranger: it iz fate jawn the fate of the gods

You: i cry

You: :'(

Stranger: i cry 2 but theres nothing either of us cn do srry

You: come home pls

You: lestrade misses u

Stranger: do u think i fckin care about lestrand

You: donovan misses u

Stranger: DOI U FKCIKN TGHINK I CARE ABUT DONOCAN

You: that other one

You: his misses u

You: the silly one

Stranger: dont say his name or so hlep me god

You: andrewson

Stranger: no

Stranger: NO

You: he misses u the most

Stranger: KILL HIM

You: he cry lots

Stranger: i bet he does

Stranger: stuipd idit

You: donovan is sexually frstrate

Stranger: as alwasy

You: and molly has stopped wearing lippystick

Stranger: no

Stranger: NO

Stranger: GOD NO

Stranger: NO

You: ur fault

Stranger: MAKE HER PT SOME ON

Stranger: TIE HER DWON

You: i tried on wednesday

You: she break me nose

Stranger: it aleadry looks jank

You: oh shercock

You: mrs hudson jacked up her flat with framed pictures of u

You: its really creepy

You: shes got mugs wit ur face on and erreting

Stranger: i tought that said erecting aha

You: it didnt say that

You: mycroft stopped eating cake and started listening to death meta;

Stranger: NO NOONO

You: he wears eyeliner now and draws lines on his arms in red sharpie

Stranger: onyl I CAN LSTIEN TO DEATH MEAL

You: mycroft does now

Stranger: i'll find him and kili him

You: he makes little cupcakes with euronymous icing

Stranger: thts

Stranger: u

Stranger: uuuuu

Stranger: uuuuu ok

You: no mycroft

You: i make ones with petty beige icing

Stranger: beige is unfasionable

You: so is a long coat and a short friend

You: but qURL U WORK IT

You: TWERK IT

You: HIP ROTATION

You: BOOITY SENSTAION

You: SNAP UR FINGERS I A Z FORMATION

Stranger: and i can see u got sassy

Stranger: more like assy

You: coping mechanism

You: also the limp is back you cockbag

Stranger: ur a weak asshat

You: shercock

Stranger: shercockbag

You: shercocksucker

Stranger: only urs

You: oh shercock

You: i like u more than morrissey likes morrissey

Stranger: tht doesnt make sense jawn

You: you have 2460-won my heart

Stranger: i get it

Stranger: bcuz i am well read

You: ofc

Stranger: i will cum back

Stranger: litterally

Stranger: only 4 u

You: thank

Stranger: i cnt find u

You: i am in de flat u hole

Stranger: no ur not

Stranger: wait

You: i am look

Stranger: im an on alteribnate universe

You: oh

Stranger: thts why

You: beware of the cybermens

Stranger: i already ckicked dalek booti

You: nO DALEK IN PARALLELL UNIVERSE

Stranger: YSE

You: silly shercock

Stranger: there is no dalek in alaerute unicerse cause i killed thme

You: u have sexy time with dalek

Stranger: only the grils

You: dalek have no grils and bopiz

You: only dalek

You: onLY HATE

Stranger: only awesoem pen15

You: no dalek penis 4 u

Stranger: aleadyr got some

You: hope u get seduced by a slitheen u space whore

Stranger: it was one of tose lisard bitches

You: u make me sad shercock

You: i thought i was the only 1 4 u

Stranger: maybe ur the only 1 but not in thise universe

Stranger: so suck it

You: leon trotsky thinks ur hotsky

Stranger: who the fuck is tht

You: ur da kim jong illest

Stranger: ha aha

You: roses r red

You: so is the state

You: let us be comrades

You: bcos u r gr8

Stranger: tht made no sense

You: roses r red

You: violets r red

You: the grass is all red

You: shit the gardens on fire

Stranger: funny u r a joke master

You: roses r grey

You: violets r grey

You: im colourblind

You: lets bang

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im cming back to ur inverse now

You: gdgd

Stranger: i am outside door

You: ok i come let u in

Stranger: ok

You: u fkin liar

Stranger: wat

You: i went 2 the door and ur not there

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: o

Stranger: im inivisble i forgot

You: fak u dolan

Stranger: (im crying omfg)

Stranger: gooby pls

You: merry me pls

Stranger: actually is dolan

Stranger: no

You: dolan pls

Stranger: fak u gooby

Stranger: ths dosnt make sense

You: fak u sherclok

Stranger: i flicked on my on swtich can u see me

You: no y do u do dis

Stranger: im just GOSAINA LEADVE

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