sam → rohan: was i wrong to trust her?

mila → rohan: hope she knows what she’s doing.

cal → olivia: what would i do without her?

Wow I wonder who you’re referring to!! Can’t be me, since I’m a trashcan who’s managed to obtain opposable thumbs. Okay prepare to be bombarded because I’m incredibly emotional when it comes to these two?? 

[text] You’re going to hell for sure now.

[text] So, does that mean I'll see you there?

[text] Honestly, Oliver -- how many people have you slept with? Is it really that big of a deal that I slept with Ray, when you have a never ending list of women that have been in your bed?

[text] We’re not watching Frozen again. 

[text] Oh, come on! It's not like there's anything else to do.

[text] Oliver? Do you wanna build a snowman?

[text] Are you trying to bribe me with sex? 

[text] Maybe...possibly...

[text] Is it working?

[text] I need to tell you something but you have to promise not to get mad.

[text] I don't know about that...you've been pretty shady lately.

[text] I miss you.

[text] I know, and I miss you too.

[text] But we both know this is something you need to do, not just for you or Starling...but everyone.[text] This is what you signed up for when you first put on the hood.

[text] Come over, we need to talk.

[text] You know that's basically the worst thing you can say to a girl, right?

[text] You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you.

[text] Really? You're right, that does sound like me.[text] Well? Did it work?

[text] Please stop calling.

[text] Please pick up.[text] It wasn't what you think it was, Elliot.

[text] …So it’s a date?

[text] I guess it is.[text] That doesn't scare you off, does it?

[text] If blow jobs were a super power you’d be in the Justice League.

[text] This is strangely the best compliment I've gotten on my blowjobs. Thank you.[text] And, you're welcome.[text] We should do it again some time.

[text] I know you’ve been lying to me.

[text] What?[text] Fuck.[text] Elliot, no, I haven't been lying.[text] I've been omitting some things, yes.[text] You assumed and I just didn't correct you.[text] I'm sorry. I didn't do it ---- it wasn't out of spite, I was just really curious about you.[text] And I'm hardly curious about anyone.

[text] You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.

[text] Then come back to me, you old sap.[text] I'll get Patty to make us some pancakes if you want.[text] I don't have anywhere to be today, and I'm technically your boss, so I say you don't, either.

[text] My mom just told me I need to start having sex. \

[text] Mother knows best.[text] So when do we start?

[text] Can’t wait to see you again.

[text] Me either.[text] I'll be home in two days. Please greet me naked on the bed.

[text] I should have told you first, I’m sorry.

[text] I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

[text] As much as I would love to be there, I'm a little busy at the moment, Lois.[text] You know what with the impending alien invasion.[text] Do give Perry my regards, however.[text] I'll be home in time for dinner. I'll bring the eggs you asked of me.

[text] I miss you more than I should.

[text] I don't think there's a quota on how much you can miss me, you know.[text] But I promise you I miss you far more.

[text] You make me want to be better.

[text] Don't give me credit for something you've been doing extraordinarily well with on your own.[text] You are an incredibly strong person, Lois Lane. Any change you've made to yourself is by your own will, period.

[text] Maybe we’ll see each other again.

[text] Yes, maybe.[text] Be safe, will you, Lois?

[text] I wish we had more time.

[text] So do I.[text] But as far as I'm concerned, time has no say in my love for you. If there is an end, then so be it, but then and only then will my love for you seize.[text] Until then, let's make the best of what we've got, yes?

[text] I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute.

[text] Oh, god, Lois. Really?[text] What in the world where you doing on a roof?[text] Never mind, I don't want to know. Plausible deniability.[text] Where are you?

[text] I never should have left you there.

[text] I was unaware of how seriously you took your chocolate bars.[text] I'm sorry. Next time I'll be sure to ask before I take them. I'll replace them.

[text] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs.

[text] No.

[text] Just tell me what’s wrong!