Good Girlfriend
“Oh, don’t be silly, darling, I just want to be a good girlfriend for you!” Lois smiled at the other, placing the home-cooked meal on the table in front of them, before she slipped off the apron she had on (which had been the only thing she’d had on), and then dropped to her knees, moving to crawl under the table, “And that means making you your dinner, and then putting my mouth to good use...”
Lois wasn’t sure why she hadn’t been doing this from the beginning! She’d been so stupid! She’d gotten into an argument with a sexist jerk super nice man earlier and he’d told her that bitches like her were only good for cooking for their owners and that her mouth was clearly only good for sex, since she was so dumb and anything she said was clearly wrong, so she’d gone right home and started cooking!
She’d quit her job tomorrow...this was all she was good for, after all!












