#logus

literally no one: bad lab partners AU me: *Logus voice* Dear diary, my new lab partner is a pool boy with a fancy hat. Our TA had to tell him not to wear face paint to lab; I'm embarrassed even to stand beside to him. Worse, he's a mathematician. He constantly makes jokes about imbibing or snorting whatever substances we're working with, hardly takes this seriously, thinks he's hilarious, and to top it off, despite my clearly being the more competent party between us, he won't let me do a damned thing! Every time we come to the hood it's 'Logus measure this,’ ‘Logus fetch me that,' while he does all the important bits. I can't protest or he'll throw a fit, draw attention, and nothing will get done. Then of course when I go to write up my portion of the report, he insists on changing everything I've written before we hand it in. He hardly even alters any of the substance: just re-words it, for no reason! He wrote in my lab book once. That, i'm pretty sure, is blasphemy. It may even be illegal, and I only refrained from slapping him on the spot because we were surrounded by onlookers and I for one pride myself on not throwing tantrums in public like a child. Speaking of which, did I mention he's about 5 feet tall? Between his appearance and his behaviour, I'm not certain he isn't actually twelve. Honestly, that might explain things.