also. not relevant to the movie. but I need you to know I am flying completely blind on ALL these movies. I don't know what this is about at ALL. but man I'm gonna have a good time

IS THAT IT IS MY SON? MY BABY EMILIO ESTEVEZ?? I LOVE THAT GUY OH MY GOD

really enjoyin this intro. this is so fun actually. 80s starter credits were so good man. cause they forced the movie to get creative to capture the audiences attention for em.

'oh no. not another hangin' HA. I dunno what's happenin but I giggled about it

is that? I can't get a good look. is that emilo?

oh no. racism already. oh! n the original use of greaser as a slur!

'who are them?' 'they. n they're the worst of society' ok well funny way to say I roll with a crew of assholes so annoyin they'll knock your socks off

'hope it ain't another mexican.' 'Mexican Indian you son of a bitch' hey whose that guy. thats my favorite guy. fuck that racist one. whose the other one. Jose? yeah I love him.

motherfucker got knocked over by a pig n immediately went for his gun. mama relax.

whats goin on with the eye fuckin between Emilio n Jose. hm. what was that look. Jose is servin CRAZY amounts of cunt tho.

'you know pigs are the smartest dogs' what're you TALKIN about.

OH EMILO IS BILLY THE KID OHHH

the amount of exposition dumpin goin on right now is CRAZY. who ARE these people. what is HAPPENIN.

'shit. you don't even know why I'm here.' do YOU? 'sure I do! you're a runaway derelict scudbottom vagrant ain't yam like the rest of us?' yeah I do!! you're a freak!! but no worries us too man hell yeah. lovin this energy.

HE KILLED SOMEBODY??

guys im such a sucker for a criminal found family. this is right up my alley.

'rumor has it you killed a man? what for?' 'hackin on me'

dog this dynamic is so important to me. they're like brothers in arms. gathered together to read n all. aough.

his beef with this pig is so funny. mama RELAX.

theyre talkin so much I have less then no clue what is goin on even a little bit. somethin about share holders? n stake? n beef stores?

emilos fuckin suit n hat n his criss cross gun holders so cute.

aww they're dancin together

they LOVE to be like 'man that fucker is CRAZY. he is NOT there. there is somethin WRONG with him!'

I dunno what's goin on. who are these ppl. this? lawyer? what's happenin.

SJSBHS that guy just lyin his ASS off about his medical degree. I'm gigglin.

emilo is so cute man. shit. that's my son. also wait. question. how old is he spposed to be rn.

AWWW HES A POET. 'it's a poem. I'm a poet. I wrote it' AW HES SO SWEET

HE FUCKIN STOLE THAT LADY? AS PAYMENT? THAT CANNOT BE LEGAL

gonna stop tryin to understand what's goin on n just have a good time.

the punch sound effects are DIABOLICAL. bad. they're so cartoony I'm gigglin.

oh now we're just shootin bullets. into the sky. GUYS UR GONNA HURT SOMEONE. omg wait I love auld lang syne.

Billy is always just pointin his gun at ANYTHIN. RELAX. ur gonna accidentally shoot a HOMIE.

'boys will be boys' n it's just releasin his cowboys to dick around with loaded guns. boys will NOT. they'll be DEAD.

OH FUCK THEY KILLED HIS GUY LITERALLY WHAT THE HELL.

NONE OF THEM ARE 21??? NOT A DAMN ONE?? good LORD.

them passin the warrent down like four people n horses is so funny. its givin 'give this to Kevin, give this to Kevin, give this to kevin'

their handshake n then them all linin up with their guns. nevermind. I don't know how I thought they were older.

WOAH A PALAMINO. God pretty horse man.

'Henry hill? howdy!' N THEN HE SHOOTS HIM RIGHT IN THE DICK N PUTS THE WARRENT IN HIS MOUTH. HES GIGGLIN. THE STUPID FUCKER IS GIGGLIN. BILLY!

theres so much shootin but I don't care cause those horses are so pretty man

absolutely adore every scene where they're just hangin out. I am such a sucker for the niche that is 'group of teenage criminals n their homies accidently commit crimes'

I can't even explain what I want to about the dynamics in the gang in any way that matters cause OH MY FUCKIN GOD BILLY JUST SHOT THAT GUY STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKIN HEAD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

oh so Billy's like. crazy crazy.

'oh Jesus christ bradys gonna hang us for sure now ☹️' mama. yall just killed like 5 more people. uh. yeah.

'they're sayin it's Billy but it ain't his picture they got here' 'that's me' (dick) so. I know I'm infamously bad about predictin endings but. I have my suspicions.

'he's an ex soldier turned bounty hunter' 'what does that mean☹️' 'means he can whoop some ass' well. yeah. in so many words.

JOSE. what's he up to. yknow what he could be up to anythin I don't mind as long as I get to see. that's my favorite guy. n I KNOW I HAVE BAD TRACK OF PICKIN A FAVORITE GUY N THEN THEY DIE. SO NONE OF YALL BETTER ACT STUPID. THEY CANT KILL MY GUY

good lord. the way that one guy is always bein racist n then jose is just hissin at him. only proper way to deal with a racist. besides kill him. every interaction between them is like *racism* 'if you don't SHUT your WHITE ASS up'

'that any good?' *coughin n chokin* so that's a no I guess

so are they. trippin balls or.

docs like rantin poetry trippin ass n his almost gets his ASS BLOWN OFF. n just. keeps goin.

Jose come collect your high white boys please.

Billy gettin sick of dicks long ass prayer n bitchin n then they INSTANTLY pull guns on each other yall need to RELAX. one day one of yall is gonna accidentally SHOOT n then yall be DEAD good LORD

dick n Billy havin a pissin contest n doc bein like can you please pass the gravy <3 no <3 can you PLEASE pass the gravy <3

'I'm here for the 150 they put out for the kid. the rest of you lil shits is only worth 110 but I'll take it' I giggled I fear

FUCK ME THEY SHOT JOSE. JOSE. GET THE FUCK UP PLEASE DO NOT BE DEAD.

'Chavez?' *most bitchy aggravated pissy voice I've ever heard from a shot man* 'WHAT'

AJDJENDNDK BILLY GOIN OUT TO SHOOT WITH THAT COCKY LIL GRIN N IMMEDIATELY GETTIN SHOT DUCKIN BACK N GOIN 'SCREW THAT' IM HOWLIN AJDBHDJSN

theres SEVEN OF YOU. ain't a ONE of you can HIT THE MOTHERFUCKER?

oh FUCK. they shot the ever lovin FUCK outta dick. aw shit Charlie callin that he's comin for him n havin to be held back. goddamn. these boys cannot stop dyin

oh shit pretty horse <3

the way that doc is always holdin back after the rest of them when someone dies. always the last to observe. hmm.

Ok my bf is awake. He's def not gonna be able to sleep so NIGHT NIGHT LOVE YOU ALL, EVERYONE I FOLLOW, EVERYONEWHO INTERACTS WITH ME, AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME! Best days and futures upon you. And death to the evil with no repentance nor excuse♡♡♡

Playing IOOD with bf rn cyall later