#lockdown tf

For acrylic keychains :p Because I love him

I dont know if any of you are into Transformers but I am and these two are my to die for OTP.

A successful experiment with the form😻💦💖

an insufferable, spikey flirt for @sashasdoodles. i lost track of the times i muttered “stupid, sexy Lockdown,” while working on this.

Who’s more dominant: Lockdown, but like, that doesn’t mean Swindle never is the dominant oneWho’s the cuddler: Swindle. He says he isn’t, but he is.Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Lockdown is the big spoon, Swindle is the fussy little spoonWhat’s their favorite non-sexual activity: StealingWho uses all the hot water: SwindleMost trivial thing they fight over: They fight over everything. The most common fight is one about the fastest way to get to a location.Who does most of the cleaning: Lockdown. Which annoys Swindle, it was dirty! It was organized chaos!What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Lockdown, he gets bored. Swindle thinks it a waste of moneyWho calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Swindle, mostly so he can demand money while he’s at it. He paid for the heat! He deserves a refund for the not-heat!  Who leaves their stuff around: Swindle, again, it’s organized chaos!Who remembers to buy the milk: Neither. What milk?Who remembers anniversaries: Swindle does! So he can ask for stuff. Who cooks normally: Nnnnneither?How often do they fight: All the time! Yelling is how the communicate!What do they do when they’re away from each other: Swindle obtains more money. Lockdown obtains more upgrades.Nicknames for each other: Gosh, I can’t think of any right now.Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Lockdown. Because Swindle just fucking left. And that’s another restaurant they can never go back to.Who steals the covers at night: Nnnnneither?What would they get each other for gifts: Hahaha, Swindle giving some one a gift. Even if he gave Lockdown a gift, he would want payment later. Lockdown doesn’t give Swindle gifts since it’s never reciprocated Who kissed who first: Lockdown while making fun of Swindle’s attraction to himWho made the first move: Swindle, accidentally.Who remembers things: Neither of them ever forget c:Who started the relationship: What relationship? There’s no relationship! As though Lockdown would let himself be vulnerable enough for a relationship! As though Swindle loved anything besides money! What an absurd notion!.........SwindleWho cusses more: They both do, but Swindle is better at not cursing.What would they do if the other one was hurt: Swindle would tell Lockdown to walk it off then find out who hurt him so he could remember to charge him extra. Lockdown would tell Swindle to walk it off then find out who hurt him and steal their arm.Who is the dirty talker: Lockdown. He’s damn good at it.A head canon: They will never say they’re in a relationship ever