The Zodiac Signs In A Zombie Apocalypse
Scorpio: The one running recklessly at groups of zombies with some sort of overzealous weapon, trying to kill as many as possible and not caring about the danger
Aries: The one who makes a weapon out of absolutely anything or combines a few different weapons to create outrageous ones that actually work really well
Pisces: The one who tries to pretend that nothing’s wrong and attempts to go about life as normally as possible, and will become hysterical when faced with the realities
Aquarius: The one who desperately tries to find a cure, and shuts themselves in a personal laboratory (or finds one to commandeer) and becomes half mad in their attempts
Capricorn: The one who comes up with realistic designs for how to make abandoned buildings into full fledged forts with specific systems in place to grow and maintain food
Cancer: The one that tries to keep everyone’s morale up and does a good job of it, yet they’re the first to break down and get overwhelmed by everything that’s happening
Leo: The one who keeps everyone working together and breaks up any quarrels that happen amongst other people, trying to make sure that everyone is always at their best
Virgo: The one coming up with meticulous but effective traps and distractions, while also designing backup escape routes and alternative means of hiding
Sagittarius: The one who makes good attempts to keep it together but ends up failing miserably and almost getting killed on a daily basis in ways that could easily have been avoided
Gemini: The one who is always asking dumb questions and is constantly drawing unneeded attention to themselves, or tries to do things differently than everyone else on purpose
Libra: The one who stays behind with the injured and tries to help everybody out by telling stories of better times, or voicing positive scenarios in which everything’s alright again
Taurus: The one who wanders out by themselves, trying to survive on their own, and refuses to let anybody come with them because they work better by themselves