#lmhdora

I hate it when you’re right, especially about stuff like this. Oh well! At least they’re not shipping me with other boys in the castle. You’re the best one, even as a complete non-option. I can choose to look at it as a compliment.

Hey, that’s not giving the rest of boy-kind very much credit! Have you ever considered making a list of ones that you think are almost as good as me? Because now I’m kind of curious if there’s anyone capable of meeting your standards, sis. I don’t want to leave you all alone when I go off and get trapped in a cursed vault someday.

@doraapostolos is my sister, who other people find hot but who I find to be... my sister. @mkhood and @arianawaialiki are both very attractive, though. 

Networking isn’t really my cup of tea, but @doraapostolos likes to go, so I go too. 

Honestly! It’s like they think we care more about the wrong kind of scoring; I’ll never understand it.

I’d say maybe they’ve never felt what it’s like to win a Quidditch game in their whole life, except there are definitely people on both of our teams that I wouldn’t be surprised to see skip practice to have sex instead.

Bed: @doraapostolos! Yes, please. 

Wed: @hufflecass. Sherwood solidarity strikes again.

Behead: @ganiambrosius. The world’s going to be a much better place when people with backwards views like hers die out. Honestly, she’s worse than all the homophobic grandmothers I’ve met in my life.

Bed: @arianawaialiki. To make up for killing you earlier!

Wed: @doraapostolos. Seriously, can I marry into the Apostolos fam already?

Behead: @mindymacintosh. I like her fine, but she freaks me out a little, too.

Bed: @doraapostolos. Make my twelve year old dreams come true, guys.

Wed: @noaatua. He’s probably the most fun to hang out with of the three, I guess I could deal with doing it forever.

Behead: @arianawaialiki. Not saying I’m trying to kill the Quidditch competition or anything... you’re just leftover.