#lmafoooooooo

It would become a running joke amongst his crew, betting gold on how many long-lost children they’ll encounter at the next port. Some even consider starting a “Stormcaller Kid Counter,” because, at this rate, they’ll need a whole separate ship just to haul his offspring!

Roderick let out a hearty laugh, his eyes glinting with mischief. "Aye, it’s a marvel o' engineerin', that dress! Could probably host a tea party fer the entire crew under there, complete with acrobats an' dancin' elephants. I half expected her t' pull a rabbit out o' her hat, but instead, she pulled out a grand entrance that left everyone dumbstruck. I tell ya, if fashion becomes any more dangerous, we might have t' start carryin' emergency exits in our pockets. 'Step back, folks, mind the circumference!'”