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Bad boys angst, Joel and Grian centered; after Jimmy’s death😁
Height chart of the joels
SmallBeans, SmallishBeans, SmallessBeans, Tallishbeans, not in that order.
When the short king empires stuff started, I remembered how I drew Last Life joel like once and made him really tall, thats how he's always been in my mind. And then, watching hundred days hardcore ep1 today, joel mentioned how he's. 5'8'' irl. He. He made himself one inch taller in empires. So I just knew i needed to make a height chart bahaha
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Note: ive only watched one full pov of 3rdL so I don't have a design for joel there, but i wanted to include him bc i always considered him somewhere between smallish and tallish on the bean scale. The rest of the gang i also dont have a full design for, but i have doodled them before.
Also i consider all of those joels except irl joel the same person, just in different worlds :]
[Reblogs help the artist!!!]
Joel and Scar being able to work together again because they’re both red, is just the “Task failed successfully” meme in a nutshell
LL!Joel: Oh, hey Martyn! I heard somewhere that you’re talking shit about me. It’s true?
LL!Martyn: What? What are you talking about?-
LL!Joel: I think a little lesson would be good for you. *He grabbed his hair and pulled it down*
LL!Martyn: Ow! Stop, what are you doing?! *he tried to pull him away*
LL!Joel: I hope that with this you learn to respect me, you’re like your version with seaweed in the ass!
LL!Lizzie: What are you guys doing...?
LL!Cleo: oh my godness, the two of them again?
LL!Martyn: How am I even supposed to respect you?! God, you're so dumb and annoying!... Wait what do you mean by sea-
LL!Joel: WHY DON’T YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH- I have literally done nothing to you and you call me worthless when you’re a good for nothing, selfish, hypocritical, ungrateful and the worse is that no one wants to be with you! *He throws himself on top of him*
LL!Lizzie: JOEL! Oh god.. Why are you fighting? It can’t be that Joel has been angry for days for talking to you, besides, Joel hasn’t done anything these days!
LL!Cleo: Hey Lizzie, stay out! I don't think we should say anything, Martyn is right; Joel is useless
LL!Martyn: HEY, GET OFF ME! *Martyn shakes Joel, to get him away* THIS IS PROBABLY WHY NO ONE RESPECTS YOU!
LL!Joel: None? Everyone respects me, loves and adores me! Literally everyone hates you here and if it wasn’t for me you would be out of this place
LL!Martyn: Everybody lied to you, then! If you want me to get out so badly, then go on and try it! Prove yourself!
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LL!Martyn! Do you think you should talk to Joel? I mean, he's useless! What's worse is that he blames you for everything!
- Crystal
LL!Martyn: I don't even want to see his face- apart from crazy, now he's also an useless liar. He can't even admit he did something wrong! He says he's so perfect and awesome... Nuh uh.
LL!Joel! You don't know what I heard! Martyn said you're useless! And that all your traps are useless :/ What's the matter with him? He envies you!
- Crystal
LL!Joel: What?!? Why does he say that about me if he didn’t even know how to get lives? He’s literally envious! I can’t believe I’m still the same as everyone in this fucking house. But thanks for telling me, I’ll fix everything with him.. I’ll teach him to shut his mouth
Whaatt!!! Joel literally barely knows how to wash his hands, I don't understand why he criticizes you! He probably envies you
- Crystal
LL!Martyn: Yeah! That man thinks he can do and say anything because he's "GrEaT aNd PoWeRfUl", and that's surely a coping mechanism or something. He needs to see reality and stop using Scar's weird crystals or something