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CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE FOOL IS COOKING

So... it took me quite some but I made my peace- this blog will never get found. It took me longer than expected...oh who am I kidding... I am just lazy shitdip, and not very dedicated blogger. But since I am here, lets write some random shit.  I am currently sitting in smallest hotel room I have seen. It literary takes 3 steps to get from any point in the room to any other.  Just tried. It take literary 4 steps to get from one point to any other. Not including ceiling of course. I am not spider man, I would expect that for spider man it would take 5 steps to get between those points, unless he would have 6 legs. Hmm, how having more legs would change that count. On the one hand you would be able to cover more distance with one step (depends on the positioning of legs I suppose), on the other hand keeping balance would be tricky because of all the extra limbs. Anyways. So I am sitting here in hotel at midnight, after having spent whole day in planes or ports (air), and I have shitty internet. Let's look out of the window, maybe there is something interesting I could write about. Nop, nothing. Although I discovered that there are many windows from which I could be watched and closed the curtains, so now the place looks even smaller. And also this is not the quietest part of the city...I am writing and hoping that something amazingly creative will pop into my mind, but there is like one big blank, and small text, go to fucking bed- you slept 2 hours last night. Not the worst idea, ok I promise to come back tomorrow with some great ideas...or at least wine...I am in France after all. Cheers!