#liveslesslauded

I know they aren’t souls because this aint Souls but they *are* mine and I need them back for real. Paarl, go back to sleep so we can both be done with this noise.

Unpleasant electricity monster, it’s been a while and I’m not the hottest hunter right now. I shouldn’t be here but I need my souls back. 

Nightmare Frontier invader. You started laying into Alex and almost bopped him but he's nimble so he bounced and I murced you.

Father Gascoigne. At first things were fine and we sidled around like dickheads. Then you changed and everything went to shit.

Cleric beast. I had to constantly bosh blood into my thigh like a mad thing while you taught me about crits and how fire is my friend.

Taxi driver. You rose to the GPS challenge and took us off course. I threw up Westside for selfies and bailed before your cab burnt you to a crisp.

Wraith. I arrived without warpaint, you scythed without mercy and death came swiftly. 

Last Giant. Nothing nice about felling an UNARMED giant. heh? ah...