#livechatproblems

Staff1: I'm confused. This lady wants August 5th - 7th, but now she's saying, *points to LiveChat screen and reads* "as we are looking to reserve it Mon". The 5th is a Wednesday.

Staff2: Does she want to book it on Monday or for Monday?

Staff1: Oh, she must mean she wants to book it ON Monday.

Staff2: Yeah, probably.

Staff: Hello, how can I help you today?

Visitor: how do u sign up

Staff: Are you looking to make a reservation?

Visitor: yes

Staff: You can book online or you can call us at (#).

Visitor: fuck u that wont work u little witch

Staff: Excuse me?

Visitor: u don't know nothing u asshole

Staff: I'm not the one who can't understand how to make a reservation.

Staff: Have a good day.

Visitor: I do I just want sex from u so that's why I talked to u

Staff: Also, please note we have logged your IP address, ISP, location and operating system.

Staff: Please do not contact us again.

Visitor: I am sooooooo sorry about my son sending that to you

Staff: Oh, okay.

Staff: We figured it was probably just a couple of kids, but you never know!

Visitor: its ok its just my son has a mental problem

Visitor: bye and have a good day

Guest: how much would it cost for 3 nights

Staff: For what type of unit, and what dates?

Guest: camping

Staff: In a tent?

Guest: yes

*Guest has disconnected*

Staff: Hello, how can I help you?

Guest: yes how much is it for 3 nights and is it

Staff: For what type of unit, and what dates?

Guest: tent

Staff: And for what dates?

Guest: Friday 31 2014 to suday

Staff: Of which month?

Guest: juliy

Staff: The 31st is a Thursday. So are you looking for Friday, August 1st? Or Thursday, July 31st?