#liveanite

It’s 2020.

Mianite’s back.

and I have hyper fixated on a smelly wolf man.

First things first: Dianite Jordan!!!!!!!

 Server updated to 1.16

 terrible prestream joke: “my wife divorced me because I have a terrible sense of direction. So I packed my things and right.”

 jordan accidentally said skinny penis and pixel dick

 JORDAN SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

 jordan lost his mind (18 minutes in) and started reading notifs with the guard tom voice

 it took legit 20 minutes to get through all the notifs 

 jordan showed karl the rap god notification reading and karl was Crying

 there’s about 5000000 turtles on jordan’s island

 weird tinny voice talking about his wife being on fire on a boat (it’s lord Hermod) ((it’s almost incomprehensible))

LORD HERMOD’S WIFE IS HIS BOAT

 hermod asked the heroes to rub his wife…..

 they’re heading into the nether and jordan is the only one who remembers to grab gold

 there is a book in the nether talking about getting kicked out of the “wizard order” for killing a chicken

 hermod is rude now

 there’s a book saying that the nether is going wild because of a lack of a god (and some other shit but hermod read it and I Dont Know What He Said)

 karl got pigstep

 Gandus is planning on becoming the new dianite

 jordan just took a darkness sword

 jordan cleaned the sword SO GOOD it disappeared for a while

 they freed 2 villagers and one yeeted out of jail

 they left the nether and is confirmed that gandus is trying to take over the nether

 jordan calls hermod’s wife thicc

 A B C (and now D) (the foxes) are back

 the foxes are getting rid of the turtles

 (hermod was dec with a voice changer the entire time)

 jordan is going to marry a boat,,,

 jordan is upgrading all his armor to netherite

 the foxes called upon the powers of ianite and did a bunch of thunder.. and also killed all cap’s animals