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why he like dat doeeeeeee ...

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that first purge was AMAZING i was on the edge of my seat the entire time!! yall get three versions; one with tom and jordan both in focus, one with only tom in focus and one with only jordan in focus because i couldn’t decide which one i liked more and some details that were sadly obstructed by the fire sword.
also, here’s a bonus doodle
mianite “monday” aka jordan’s wedding:
- jordan: “hasn’t anyone ever eaten part of themselves... just to see? asking for a friend..”
- we are gathered here today, to celebrate the union of captainpriestz and capsize mcboatface
- “congratulations you’ve inherited all my debt”
- sparkly stew
- boomer jr!!
- “ignore the hole in the ocean”
- anotha_ghost
- “have I been inside my wife?”
- green and purple!!
Dianite: You're cute
Jordan: *blue screen noises*
Dianite: in a bro kinda way
Jordan: *slightly softer blue screen noises*
I watched Karl’s VoD...

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In brackets are the parts i'm iffy on, and I have no clue how to add a break, sorry
In an empty void of nothingness a trickle of [life] came [to this world]. Through chaos comes order, and from order comes chaos.
[From pure chance and luck] two great energeries were born: Dark and Light. They danced in the great square universe for a millenia; they danced together for many many years without any goal or purpose. A pendulum of balance was sewn through the void of nothing. As Darkness grew to absorb Light, the Light began to take over the Dark. In a way, the both wanted to control, but one knew they couldn’t exist without the other. And this is the how the holy [tri ???] was born.
Light and Dark fused and their power became one. Building and building their energies became far too great. Light and Dark united and separated creating chaos, order, and balance. [The vast void of nothingness] ignited with infinite power, a whole universe was created block by block, a home to all. Dianite was loaded with an unruly power where reality was his sandbox. He was toiled with Darkness and he revealed chaos through creativity. Ianite, born to facilitate [balance] in those without direction. And Mianite was created to design order within a [gray/great] expanse of time.
(Dec: So that is chapter one, The Creation of Light and Dark)
As Light and Dark gave birth to their universe and their guardians, they slowly dissolved into the background, spending millions of years in solitude. The new gods born began to sculpt the realms of Mianite. Unknown to Light and Dark the gods would fight and argue over decisions of power. An age old feud was born that caused Mianite and Dianite to fight. This brought the Darkness into the limelight and drove both gods to insanity. The Light was unable to show their face; the Darkness took control over the higher realms and used Mianite and Dianite to explore the ways of corrupting the beauty that Light had built. Ianite saw this unravel and ran away with hope of discovering where she came from, so she herself could find her brothers. As time passed she realized they needed stronger relations to the world they built, this what led the creation of [the/their] isles. And the gods knew that if they sculpted perfect set isles the true heros would come and settle. Mianite saw this as a way of speaking to the realms above. They realized they would need to establish a way of communicating so they could bring peace to the world below. And this is where the temple came from. If they were to rein over the human realm they would need followers. The temple became a way for the realms to communicate. Each temple was to be built by a hero with hopes of befriending a god, and as such the relationship began. Power was able to come through the temples and enable a human form for the gods to exist. With Mianite designed to create order, he was the strongest communicator with the humans and became their first true leader.
Through the ages of Mianite growing and evolving, they used the thing we’re standing on now, called the tree of life, to bring holy energy from the dimensions above, and this is how the gods are able to power themselves. Which I know you’ve seen recently, it enabled the gods to come initially to this realm.
The disruption between the gods led to a war that affected the newly formed kingdom of Mianite. They knew the importance that the people had, but they were unable to directly communicate with them. This is where I, the Priest, was born. As a sole warrior of the land I was gifted with eternal life and the right to speak to the gods. This came at a cost that caused severe upset to the life I had. I don’t know where my wife is. [????? (Mianite something something to me something)] that I would hold the power of all the gods. Through light and dark I would speak with both the human and the god, for I became chosen. My role exists to facilitate communication, to help order exist. The Priest became the holiest figure for millions of years before you guys turned up to [these] isles.
(Tom: Who wrote this book, is it you? Because you sound like you’re toting yourself up a bit here
Dec: I'm the only one)
The Priest became the holiest human figure to exist, [yet hides] behind his rugged look. Through millennia of war, lives lost, and land destroyed, the priest and the gods designed the ultimate way to establish a reset of power: The Purge. Now the purge was a way to create calm between the gods and establish who was the most powerful fledgling. Involving two hours of chaos, humans would fight and display their anger. Centuries of [sailors] and violence destroyed the last remaining civilizations before you were born. Mead addicts disappeared and I was the only one who remained to watch over. [??? (probably an off script comment anyway)] And this is what’s led us to the present day.
captainsparklez vs. spider in real life: true quality content