So, because I've been in a bit of an IzuTobi mood today and because of that post about Hashi and Tobi's shitty relationship, I started thinking about an AU were Izuna survived the clan wars and managed to become good friends with Tobirama, only to discover how shittily Hashirama (probably other Senju, too) treated him. THAT led to imaginings that have swiftly devolved into exaggerated "Aggressive-Literally-Fire-Breathing-Smol-Defends-Exasperated-and-Secretly-Touched-Tol". HOO BOY
Oh, yissssss. Precious Izuna protecting Tobirama. It reminds me of thatĀ āsmall salty pixie decided theyāre going to defend big guy whoās amused and touched at thisā post xD (I need to find that post again, it was hilarious)
Anyway, YES. Izuna has a very strong relationship with Madara and to see that his best friend is being abused like this (because in Izunaās eyes it would be abuse), he would flip his shit.Ā
Hashirama takes Tobirama for granted and treats him like shit? WELL YOUāVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING come on Tobi youāre coming to live with me now youāre Uchiha let me sew the fan on the back of your shirt real quick now youāre ours your brother can go fuck himself if he isnāt going to care for you then youāre up for grabs and look thereās casually a free room just beside mine isnāt it a perfect coincidence?
Tobirama is bewildered and secretly touched and even if he bitches at him ā(I canāt just up and leave, I have duties!āĀ āadministrative ones you can fill as an Uchiha.āĀ āI donāt want to be an Uchiha!āĀ āok ok geeze I wonāt sew the fan on your back but at least stay over for a month or two? As trial run?ā) he eventually allows Izuna to do what he wants.
Madara bangs his head against the wall because of all they strays you had to bring home a Senju why couldnāt it have been a cat like all other younger brothers?Ā Then Izuna explains why and Madara throws a hissy fit because he didnāt think his best friend was such an asshole and heās going to righten this.
Izuna is smug as fuck, Tobirama is confused, wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito, with a mug of tea.
He could get used to this