#literally when

Waking you up with morning wind just right up against your body.

Loading up on trigger foods and just Gloating about it.

Lounging on the couch and laughing as their belly roils and gurgles.

Beckoning with an effortless wave of the hand to summon you, gripping you by the base of your hair and pressing your face down into their crotch. Giggling as each rancid fart echoes out onto you. They stroke your hair and coo as you choke it down.

You give them a bath, delicately attending to their body while they unload streams of fetid bubbles, not a care in the world.

Winding down for the evening, just prolonged eye contact, eyes rolling back and mouth dangling open while they push out the gnarliest rip of the day.

even evan stanley agrees this duo would have the potential to be total drama queens together. my only question is WHEN? im dying to see them together more in media.

their first victim being knuckles

the whole argument that rose didn’t care about jackie or mickey or blah blah is idiotic and lacks critical analysis. rose was POOR. she’s never really been anywhere outside of her estate, she works a shit job, she has an affectionate but overbearing mother, and she does the same thing EVERY DAY. she was groomed and manipulated by her ex boyfriend which ended up with her dropping out of school, and because everyone around her was so willing to accept defeat and accustomed to a bare minimum life, no one ever pushed rose to achieve anything more. rose was plagued by feelings of inadequacy and boredom. so YES when a fucking alien man comes out of nowhere and tells her she’s fantastic she’s going to want to follow him? she’s going to want to stick by the person who is finally realizing she can do more than a flimsy store job, someone who realizes she’s clever and compassionate. YES she leaves jackie and mickey a lot without what seems to be a care, but she’s spent day after day after day with them. jackie and mickey have been with her her whole life, she wants something new! she wants to make new experiences that she will never be able to have with jackie and mickey! it doesn’t mean she doesn’t love them, or that she doesn’t appreciate what jackie did for her, she just wants to make her own life.