40 tips for incoming college freshmen
âIâll sign up for morning class because I tookclasses in the morning in high school.â NO DONâT DO THAT YOUâRE GOING TO WANTTO KILL YOURSELF
If you can,try to spread your schedule so itâs 9-5. Itâll get you used to functioning atthose hours.
Go to seminars. Pick up on some random shit. Impress people with random shit. But donât be cocky.
Thereâs literally no popularity so you really donât have to fucking deal with cliques or anything just find your group and branch out and go from there.
POUR YOUR OWN DRINK I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH
Have a cup of water (or a bit of Gatorade) between every drink. Youâll never get a hangover.
Donât be fucking loud. Everyone hates the loud drunk and youâll get the cops called on you and thatâs bad shit.
Donât mix your liquor with other liquor and oh my God donât mix it with anything else like drugs thatâs just asking for a crisis.
If your buddy is in a really bad place call 911. Donât be that douchebag who thinks that someone can sleep it off.
DO EXTRA CREDIT FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD NOT EVERY PROFESSOR OFFERS EXTRA CREDIT DO THE FUCKING EXTRA CREDIT.
College is for expanding your mind. Talk to friends about their majors. Attend their events or art shows. Talk to someone you met about their religion. Take an English class on Lord of the Rings. Learn things you wouldnât normally learn in high school.
Love might come. It might not. Donât worry about it and it wonât be a problem. Youâre young.
Donât be the douchebag who plays acoustic guitar in the lounge.
Have fun because youâre spending a fuckton of money to be there but do your homework.
Thereâs a general rule of college that if you were sitting in that seat for over two weeks, that is your seat. Not many if any professors have seating arrangements but switching seats will fuck everyone up.
Get there early and stay late. As soon as you get home you will not want to do shit. Stay on campus and do some homework while youâre in the environment.
SIT UP FRONT. The best way to start understanding something is to listen to someone talk about it and you canât do that from the back of the class trying to listen over everyone whispering to each other. LISTENING WILL MAKE HOMEWORK SO MUCH EASIER.Â
Be childish, but be respectful. Have a massive snowball fight across campus, but donât aim for anyone not taking part.Â
SHUT THE FUCK UP IN THE LIBRARY. Some people work there, some people sleep there. It is a quiet space.Â
Donât be afraid to talk to professors. They are not there to flunk you. They would rather you pass than not.
IF YOU NEED TUTORING GET TUTORING DONâT WAIT UNTIL YOUâVE DUG YOURSELF INTO YOUR GRAVE.
Get involved. It will help you make friends, give you new skills to learn, and even help you get a leg up in the work place if you know the right people.
Take time for yourselfâbuy a planner, figure out when your best study hours are, figure out WHERE you study best, and figure out how much time you need to complete an assignmentâAND THEN make sure to pencil in an hour for video games, some time to watch a TV show, or time to just lay on your floor and blow bubbles. Whatever you like. Donât forget about YOU.
SLEEP. EAT. DRINK WATER. Donât die. Caffeine =/= sleep. I cannot emphasize that this much.
COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR INSTRUCTORS! If youâre sick, shoot an e-mail and say âHey, Iâm sick today. Can I set up a time to talk to you about what I missed?â If youâve got a good opportunity (scholarships, to go to another country, to check out a cool lecture, etc.) let your prof know ahead of time. If you just need time to work on projects, all it takes is an e-mail. We understand. I gave a student a free skip day because he e-mailed me and said âHey, look, I have two massive tests and a project due and I need the time to study.â And THAT IS OKAY
Before signing up for classes, look on âratemyprofessor.com" and see if the teachers at your campus are included. There may be two or more teachers for the same course, and you want to try and pick the good/easy one. Who your professor is can have a great affect on what grade you make, even for the "same" class.Â
Look for a facebook group for your "graduating class" set up, which is a good way to make friends and find people with similar interests (particularly for introverts).Â
Look for a facebook group for your "graduating class" set up, which is a good way to make friends and find people with similar interests (particularly for introverts).Â
If no one else does it, make a google doc of the exam reviews and post it on the class facebook page. That way everyone contributes to the review. 200 brains are most definitely better than 1.Â
During lectures, unless Internet is required, TURN IT OFF. If itâs on, you WILL end up on tumblr or some other site, and you will miss important shit.Â
For the love of God, pay attention to your syllabus. Sometimes assignments are listed there, and thatâs the only place itâll be mentioned. Also, if it says to do a reading by a specific date, DO THE READING BY THAT DATE. Otherwise you will get behind, and you will have 200+ pages of textbooks to read in one night before the test, and you will cry.
Yes you actually need to do the readings. Yes it is a lot. Yes it will suck. Do it anyways.Â
If you are used to getting all Aâs, do not cry when you get a B. Take it from someone who killed herself for two years to maintain a 4.0, it feels like the end of the world when your GPA drops, but itâs not. Youâll be okay. Just breathe and do your best. Your best is good enough.
Try to make sure you leave an open hour around midday so that you have time to get food in you. A lot of people forget to do this. If you have to have back to back classes, check your syllabus or with your teacherâsome midday classes allow you to bring in a drink and a snack. Some will even allow you a full meal.
If you can get an online/pdf copy of the book without busting the bank, DO IT. Sometimes there are even annotated versions online. This can make notetaking a shitton easier, because you can highlight printed-out versions of the book and they wonât dock you on the money back. Sometimes professors move through their lecture too fast for you to write stuff down. Shrugging off that old âdonât ruin your booksâ rule you had in high school may be your only hope.
UNLESS YOU NEED THEM OR REALLY WANT TO KEEP THEM TRY TO SELL BACK YOUR BOOKSâmaybe even offer them online to incoming students. You wonât get nearly the worth of them but someone after you will thank you a million times over for providing a used copy. If you take good notes, you can sometimes buy/sell those as well. A lot of professors teach literally the same class every time.
IF YOUR PROFESSOR PUTS NOTES ONLINE GET THEM. GET THEM NOW. TRUST ME. YOU WANT THOSE NOTES. Bring them in with you if itâs possible to get them before class.
Keep change on hand. Always.
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Bring a printer with you to college and offer to print peopleâs stuff for half of what the school does or for free if you can afford it.
Carry around small candies with you and offer them to people while waiting outside of class. If you are the âcandy personâ this gives you an in for starting conversations.
Buy a jumbo pack of chalk and find an open sidewalk on a free day. Write the words âCome draw with me?â and begin doodling.
If you go onto campus and you canât find what youâre looking for, and you are afraid to go up to someone and ask, find an open, well-populated area, hold your schedule/map in hand, and walk in circles for a few minutes, looking up and around in obvious confusion. Other students know this body language well. Someone will stop and point you in the right direction. (if you are worried that the personâs directions are a joke or faulty, wait for them to leave and take up the stance again; if the directions match-up the second time, theyâre legit; do not allow a person to âshow you the wayâ unless EVERY STEP is along an obvious walkway, just in case)
For those of you who fear assault, most campuses arenât much for small blades or mace. Carry a pocket air horn or a hand bag of those little pop-rock fireworks unless you can get a concealed weapons permit.
Make friends with transfer kids. Chances are, they wonât be able to live in the dorms and itâll be ten times harder for them to meet people since they have to drive to and from campus. Itâs also fun hearing about their experiences before the college you both go to.Â
Make friends with an older student. Iâm talking about students who have families and full-time jobs. You can learn a lot from them, and they honestly have the best stories. Theyâre often the smartest and the most dedicated, so they make great study buddies.Â
Your teachers are people! Joke around with them, talk to them a bit during break. Make sure they at least recognize you as âthat dude with the god-awful puns during breakâ. In my experience, professors are even more willing to bend over backwards to help the students they know. (But also, in general? They want you to learn! If thereâs a way they can easily help, thereâs a really good possibility theyâll do it!
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