🚘 Road trip AU: 

What are your top road trip destinations? I don’t know about specific destinations, but I really like those giant roadside attractions, like “The World’s Largest Squirrel” or “The Biggest Potato in the USA!” I also love gift shops. I will pull the car over for a shitty gift shop. I’m the world’s cheesiest roadtripper. 

What three tumblr users would you take on a a road trip? Oh man. I think I would take @damelola, @lishesque and @xxtorchxx. We would burn the entire country down. I would also end up with many, many hilarious (and probably inappropriate) photographs.

What’s the coolest attraction/location you’ve ever seen in your country? Definitely The World’s Largest Squirrel. No um... let’s see. Probably the California Redwoods or Canon Beach in Oregon.

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be?

I’d be Dana Scully’s personal assistant/devoted sex-friend 

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?

Dude, you’re going to get to meet Gillian Anderson one day! I’m sorta kidding, but not. I’d also learn earlier that people don’t remember specific words or actions, they always remember how you made them feel. And stop worrying about being so weird and gay. Deep down, everyone’s kinda weird and gay.

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why?

what do you do when you’re sad? Ignore everything, sleep

what are some things you do when you can’t sleep? Pinterest, SimCity Buildit, Tumblr, read fanfiction, watch old episodes of comedies I’ve already seen

what was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? any night spent around a campfire in the wilderness

what kind of covers do you have on your bed? white sheets with tiny navy dots, a navy jersey comforter

11 from @lishesque​

Have you ever wished upon the stars? If yes, when was the last time you remember doing so?

Sydney Harbour, December 2003.

What were five items from your last grocery shop?

Avocado, black summer truffle pesto, squeezy clear honey, diced pancetta, baby spinach.

What colour underwear are you wearing right now?

Black

If someone offered to pay you $100K to do any university degree of your choice, what would you pick?

Well I’m doing one now for free but if it was just for LOLs I’d do drama probably.

Who/what was the last thing that inspired you to do something creative? Try to be specific.

@xxtorchxx prompted me to write something.

Do you believe the world is getting better or getting worse?

Worse, mostly. Then things like the engagement around the independence referendum give me hope. Some of us are still trying.

What was your favourite English novel/play that you studied in high school?

The Scottish play.

You’re dying. You have 5 minutes to write a final goodbye message to the world. What colour ink do you pick?

Fuchsia.

What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?

My Cheerio nipple ring.

What’s your favourite letter of the alphabet?

L

You’re on a first date with someone. What is the least sexy thing they could possibly do?

Be rude to the servers/staff. Instant boner killer.

And 5 from the lazy @kara-lesbihonest

You’re at a restaurant with someone you don’t know very well. You’re finished with your food, but there’s still some left on your plate. Do you offer it to the other person? Why/why not?

JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD. Nah, I always offer. I was raised that way.

What’s a thought you can’t quite get out of your head?

You know that thing I didn’t manage to get in pen!fic but we talked about for another story? That. 

Your partner, out of nowhere without any warning, smacks your ass (quite hard) while out in public. How do you feel about this event?

Mate, this happens at least once a week.

What would you wear on a date if you really really wanted to impress the person?

Something low cut. The girls will do the work for me.

What’s the best way to flirt?

It came from this. And then @supergirltosavethegay made this glorious shit and then everyone died.

5:Top 3 school subjects

Journalism, english, skipping class

51:Top 3 physical things you find attractive

Hair (like really great hair), stomach/hips, collarbones

71:Top 3 songs of this month