#linked rambling

One of my Italian colleagues told me I have a Russian accent when I try to speak Italian so if anyone needs to be in Goncharov, it should be me

Really funny to see people joking that Spy x Family is propaganda to make people have children when one of the CORE gags of SxF is that being a parent is more difficult than being an elite spy

Is2g the first part of my dissertation is just gonna be "the lost papers: a quest for texts everyone quotes but that cannot be found"

Yeah narrative conflict is not conflict as in "war and bad stuff", it's conflict as in "what keeps the blorbos spinning above the fire like rotisserie chickens"

Okay so I wrote a queer Lunar New Year fake dating novella in February last year and I thought "yeah I have an entire year to beat that bad boy into shape and market it and release it in February 2022" and now it's January 2022 and I made the cover on canva and I'm about to make my entire marketing strategy shitposting on tumblr.com

2023 IS THE YEAR OF THE CAT MAY MANY KITTIES BE UPON US

Thanks to the Dracula daily people will finally know the truth hidden to us by all the Dracula movies: Dracula had a mustache