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Tonight (May 2) Iâll be in Portland at the Cedar Hills Powellâs with Andy Baio for my new novel, Red Team Blues.
On May 5, Iâll be at the Books, Inc in Mountain View with Mitch Kapor; and on May 6/7, Iâll be in Berkeley at the Bay Area Bookfest.
In 1997, Jorn Barger coined the term âweb-logâ to describe his website âRobot Wisdom,â where he logged his journeys around this exciting new digital space called âthe web.â Two years later, Peter Merholz shortened âweb-blogâ to âblogâ:
https://peterme.com/archives/00000205.html
If youâd like an essay-formatted version of this dump to read or share, hereâs a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/05/02/wunderkammer/#jubillee
Two years after that, I started blogging, when Mark Frauenfelder made me a guest-editor on Boing Boing:
https://boingboing.net/2001/01/13/hey-mark-made-me-a.html
Iâve now been blogging for 23 years, nearly half my life, a near-daily discipline that forms the spine of my writing practice. I take everything that seems important, and, in summarizing it for strangers, embed it in my own mind, and then find connections that turn into essays, speeches, stories and novels:
https://doctorow.medium.com/the-memex-method-238c71f2fb46
For the past 3+ years, Iâve been blogging solo on my Pluralistic.net project. It started off as a âlink-blog,â in the Robot Wisdom veinâââshort hits summarizing interesting things:
https://pluralistic.net/2020/02/19/pluralist-19-feb-2020/
But over the months and years, itâs turned into a place where I write long essays, sometimes six or seven per week, trying to pull on all those threads that Iâve cataloged over the decades, weaving them together into big, thoughtful pieces, often to great and gratifying notice and even a little fanfare:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/01/21/potemkin-ai/#hey-guys
But I miss the linkblogging! For the past 14 months, Pluralistic has featured a little section called âHey look at this,â where I post three short links, bare-bones pointers to interesting stuff online:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/03/01/reit-modernization-act/#linkdump
These links pile up in my todo.txt file, ebbing and flowing. Some days, Iâve got nothing for the section. Some days, Iâve got a backlog. These days, Iâve got a massive backlogâââenough links for many, many editions. I am drowning in linkblog debt, and the interest is compounding. Itâs time for a jubilee:
https://pluralistic.net/2020/03/24/grandparents-optional-party/#jubilee
Here, then, is the first-ever Pluralistic Jubilee Linkdump Backlog Bankruptcy!
First up:
âThe Internet Isnât Meant To Be So Small,â Kelsey McKinneyâs crie-de-coeur for Defector:
https://defector.com/the-internet-isnt-meant-to-be-so-small
This is part of the enshittification canon that includes Cat Valenteâs unmissable âStop Talking to Each Other and Start Buying Thingsâ:
https://catvalente.substack.com/p/stop-talking-to-each-other-and-start
McKinneyâs money-shot:
It is worth remembering that the internet wasnât supposed to be like this. It wasnât supposed to be six boring men with too much money creating spaces that no one likes but everyone is forced to use because those men have driven every other form of online existence into the ground. The internet was supposed to have pockets, to have enchanting forests you could stumble into and dark ravines you knew better than to enter. The internet was supposed to be a place of opportunity, not just for profit but for surprise and connection and delight. Instead, like most everything American enterprise has promised held some new dream, it has turned out to be the same old thingâââa dream for a few, and something much more confining for everyone else.
This doesnât just make me want to stand up and saluteâââit makes me want to build a barricade (or a guillotine).
On to âReddit Data API Update: Changes to Pushshift Access,â a Reddit thread where the volunteer mods are discussing another enshittification move: Redditâs pre-IPO API shut-down that has broken all the mod tools that volunteers use to shovel out Redditâs Augean Stables, getting rid of spam and catfishing and fraud:
https://old.reddit.com/r/modnews/comments/134tjpe/reddit_data_api_update_changes_to_pushshift_access/
This isnât just âstop talking to each other and start buying thingsââââthis is âstop doing billions of dollars in volunteer labor keeping our users safe, and start paying us for the privilege.â Good luck with that, Reddit.
Hey! The Hollywood writers are back on strike! The Guild is a shitkicking, take-no-prisoners, radical union with massive solidarity:
https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/2/23707813/wga-hollywood-writers-strike-2023-streaming-ai-wages-contract
Itâs what let them trounce the talent agenciesâââhyper-concentrated to just four companies, two owned by private equity ghoulsâââover a 22 month strike:
https://pluralistic.net/2020/11/23/opsec-and-personal-security/#monopsony
The talent agencies had rigged the system so that instead of getting a 10% commission on the writersâ earnings, they were taking as much as 90% out of every dollarâââand were about to make it worse, building their own studios, so they could negotiate with themselves on behalf of their clients. In the same week, 7,000 writersâââeven the ones who werenât getting screwedâââfired their agents, and demanded a return to the 90/10 split and a ban on agencies owning studios. The agencies say nfw. The writers stayed on the picket line.
Thereâs a whole chapter on this in Chokepoint Capitalism, Rebecca Giblinâs and my book on creative labor markets and monopoly. One of our sources was David Goodman, who led the strike:
https://chokepointcapitalism.com/
David hosted our LA launch, where he told us, âWe thought the agencies had all the power. We learned that they only had as much power as we gave them. You can make a movie without an agent. You canât make one without a writer.â
The new strike is about the same thing as the old strike: shifting money from labor to capital. The studios have figured out how to use streaming to avoid paying writers, using gimmicks like shorter seasons and running their own streaming services to dodge the wages the writers are owed. As the union says, the studios âcreated a gig economy inside a union workforce.â
I live in Burbank, where many of these studios are located. Iâll see you on the picket line.
Sticking with labor for a moment: the Biden administration is investigating the use of bosswareâââthe spyware your boss uses to monitor your driving, keystrokes, web usage, location, hand-movements, facial expressions, even your eyeballs:
https://gizmodo.com/remote-work-surveillance-software-workers-rights-1850392911
The White House Office of Science and Technology Policyâs Request for Information solicits your experiences with bossware:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/050123_OSTP_RFI_PREPUBLISH_.pdf
They want to know:
Workersâ firsthand experiences with surveillance technologies;
Details from employers, technology developers, and vendors on how they develop, sell, and use these technologies;
Best practices for mitigating risks to workers;
Relevant data and research; and
Ideas for how the federal government should respond to any relevant risks and opportunities.
If youâre living under bosswareâs yokeâââsay, if your boss has transformed âwork from homeâ into âlive at work,â then you know what to do: melt the switchboard!
One more labor story: a reminder that labor rights are a marathon, not a sprint. A group of Amazon drivers won a $30/hour contract through their union, the Teamsters. Even more importantly, the contract lets them refuse to work under unsafe conditions (itâs never just about money):
https://www.vox.com/technology/2023/4/27/23667968/amazon-contractor-delivery-union-teamsters
But thereâs a catch: these are Amazon drivers, but they donât work for Amazon. They drive Amazon-branded vans, specced down to the last rivet by Amazon. They wear Amazon vests. They deliver Amazon packages. But they work for âDelivery Service Partners,â a kind of pyramid scheme created by Amazon that tricks workers into thinking that paying Amazon for the privilege of working for a trillion-dollar company makes them âentrepreneurs.â
Instead, theyâre âchickenized reverse centaurs.â âChickenizedâ becauseâââlike poultry farmersâââthey are totally controlled by a monopoly buyer that dictates every part of their business to them, dribbling out just enough money to roll over their loans and go deeper into debt. âreverse-centaurs,â because theyâre the inverse of the AI theoristsâ idea of a âcentaur,â that is, a computer-assisted human. Instead, they are human-assisted computers, with their every last move scripted to the finest degree by bossware that they have to pay for:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/03/19/the-shakedown/#weird-flex
Amazon now has the luxury of terminating its contract with the unionâs employerâââthe cutout that allows Amazon to maintain the worker misclassification pretext that these drivers in Amazon vans wearing Amazon uniforms delivering Amazon packages donât work for Amazon.
Amazon hates unions in ways that are hard for everyday people to grasp. One of the organizers of the union drive has been illegally terminated in retaliation for his labor activism:
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-report/amazon-delivery-owner-says-he-was-punished-for-supporting-union
This fuckery doesnât mean that union organizing is dead. As Jane McAlevy writes in âA Collective Bargain,â her superb memoir of her union-organizing career, unions started winning the class war when labor organizing was illegal, fighting in the teeth of a rigged legal system. We won then, weâll win again:
https://doctorow.medium.com/a-collective-bargain-a48925f944fe
Seeing defeat (seemingly) snatched from the jaws of victory is a major bummer, but a better world is possible. Itâs not even complicatedâââitâs just hard. If you are in precarious housing, or homeless, or if you experience the moral injury of living in a city where your neighbors lack the foundational human right to a home, itâs easy to feel despondent.
But solving homelessness isnât complicated, itâs just hard. In Finland, they solved homelessness through the simple expedient of giving everyone a home. This didnât just address the problem of not having a homeâââit also made incredible progress on the comorbidities of homelessness, like mental health problems and addiction. Turns out, getting sober or getting treatment is a lot easier when youâre not freezing to death on a sidewalk. Whoathunk?
https://www.commondreams.org/opinion/how-finland-solved-homelessness
There are many ways to improve our cities. You can (and should) fight for better local government, but thereâs always the tantalizing option of taking matters into your own hands. Thatâs what the Crosswalk Vigilantes do. They research the intersections where cars are killing their neighbors, then they put on hi-viz vests, set out traffic-cones, and install crosswalks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x33yLuJ5slI
If youâre wondering how the forces of bossware, homelessness, and other enshittifying factors came to rule, itâs actually pretty straightforward. 40 years ago, we installed a software patch called neoliberalism (in some regions, this patch was had localized names like Thatcherism or Reaganomics).
40 years later, the patch is an unequivocal failure and now itâs our job to roll it back, despite all the broken dependencies this will trigger. Most of us can see this is true, but not The Economist, which Brad DeLong calls âNeoliberalismâs Final Strongholdâ in his Project Syndicate article:
https://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/economist-writers-last-true-believers-in-neoliberalism-by-j-bradford-delong-2023-04
De Longâs catalog of the recent bizarre, delusional work in The Economist embodies Upton Sinclairâs maxim, âit is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.â
Every Naomi Kritzer story is a fucking delight and âBetter Living Through Algorithms,â just published in Clarkesworld, is no exception:
https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/kritzer_05_23/
Few writers are better at inhabiting the uncomfortable space between recognizing the delights of the internet without flinching away from its horrors. This one is simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.
If youâre just discovering Kritzer, check out âSo Much Cooking,â an eerily prophetic 2015 story in the form of a series of perky cooking-blog posts amidst a global pandemic. It got a much-deserved second life during lockdownâs peak sourdough moment:
https://pluralistic.net/2020/04/17/pack-of-knaves/#so-much-cooking
And then try her at book length! âCatfishing on Catnetâ is Kritzerâs book-length adaptation of her Hugo-winning short story âCat Pictures Please.â Itâs an AI caper about cat memes, community, and the anti-enshittification underground:
https://memex.craphound.com/2019/11/19/naomi-kritzers-catfishing-on-the-catnet-an-ai-caper-about-the-true-nature-of-online-friendship/
Speaking of science fiction: Iâve got a new novel out. Red Team Blues is an anti-finance finance thriller, a heist book about cryptocurrency and forensic accounting with a 67-year-old hero, Marty Hench:
http://redteamblues.com/
The book came out last week and I am still in the nailbiting interregnum where its fate is unknowableâââwill it be another bestseller, or fizzle? Thankfully, the reviews have been stunning. Mitch Wagner calls it âthe most exciting technothriller about a 67-year-old accountant youâll read this yearâ:
https://mitchw.blog/2023/04/25/warning-cory-doctorows.html
Mitch ruminates some on the distinctive way Iâm handling Henchâs aging process in this book and its two (at least sequels). Reading other peoplesâ insights into oneâs own work is a wild experience. I mean, itâs nice when a reader notices something you worked hard to put in there, and frustrating when a reader imagines something that definitely isnât there.
But the best thing is when a reader notices something that you didnât consciously put in there, but which is undeniably there, and also very cool. In his Locus review, Paul DiFilippo homes in on the way that Marty Hench is totally reliant on his friends and comrades to get out of hot water:
https://locusmag.com/2023/04/paul-di-filippo-reviews-red-team-blues-by-cory-doctorow/
 Marty is besieged and almost helpless without the aid of friends, acquaintances, and even strangers. He is no go-it-alone superman, but rather an individual tied into a network of humanity, relying on the goodness and altruism of his fellows for survival.
This is so right. Marty is no great man of historyâââhe is part of a polity, a collective of people from all walks of life who try hard to help each other. Call it solidaritypunk. Also, Paul opens his review with âI canât possibly say enough good things about Cory Doctorowâs new novel.â I mean, who can complain about that?
I was also very gratified by Henry Farrellâs Crookedtimber review, which says some very nice things about the way I work in technical detail, and suggests that this technique is one that all kinds of technical experts, policy wonks and scientists could learn from:
https://crookedtimber.org/2023/04/27/red-team-blues-and-the-as-you-know-bob-problem/
Which makes Matt Greenâs review, where the eminent cryptographer digs into the cryptographic technical details of the book, especially delicious. Green is a brilliant scientist and science communicator, and he says I get it right, and do it well:
https://blog.cryptographyengineering.com/2023/04/24/book-review-red-team-blues/
One of the first reviews to hit the web came from Matt Haughey, AKA âMetafilter Matt,â who called it âa âripped from the headlinesâ rompâ:
https://a.wholelottanothing.org/2023/04/25/red-team-blues-is-a-fun-ripped-from-the-headlines-romp/
Mattâs fellow PDXer and olde timey blogger, Andy Baio, called it âa wild rideâ:
https://waxy.org/2023/04/cory-doctorows-red-team-blues-is-out-now/
Andy is my host at tonightâs book signing in PDX, at the Powellâs in Cedar Hills:
https://www.powells.com/book/red-team-blues-martin-hench-1-9781250865847?partnerid=33241
As I type these words, I am sitting in a window-seat on Alaska Air, en route to Portland for that event. I am wearing slip-off shoes, a jacket with pockets of sufficient volume to store my watch, wallet and belt, and socks that I donât mind exposing to a dirty airport floor. As I shuffled through the TSA checkpoint an hour ago, I found myself looking on the beleaguered âofficersâ who were patting people down with pity and even a little sympathy.
The TSA is an abomination. A boondoggle that doesnât make aviation safer, lights billions on fire in lost productivity, wages and capital equipment. Its legion of underpaid, miserable workers invade the privacy and even sexually assault millions of Americans every day, and have been at it for decades without any sign of stopping or even slowing down.
The agency is now 20 years old, and it just keeps getting worse, finding new ways to make America hate it. Reading âThe Humiliating History of the TSA,â Darryl Campbellâs giant reckoning in The Verge was a wild ride, and a reminder that while most of us only interact with the TSAâs awful, inexcusable policies a couple times a year, TSA workers live with it every day:
https://www.theverge.com/c/23311333/tsa-history-airport-security-theater-homeland
Before I close, please let us have a moment to acknowledge the passing of Gordon Lightfoot, the Canadian music legend, who has just died at 84. He will be missed:
https://www.joeydevilla.com/2023/05/01/r-i-p-gordon-lightfoot/
All right, itâs time to hit publish on this linkdump, but before I go, a couple of absolutely lovely little webtoys and grace-notes for you to take away:
Womprat (the font youâre looking for) is the worldâs greatest Star Wars font collection:
http://womprat.xyz/
And finally, Tumblr, now owned by WordPress parent company Automattic, is striving mightily to reverse decades of enshittification from Yahoo and Verizon. Theyâre leaving very heavily into listening to their users, paving the desire-paths and putting the community ahead of any other priority.
One place where that is paying unexpected dividends is their deeply weird little merch store, where you can buy up to 24 blue checkmarks to appear on your posts (they sell in pairs at $8). Even better: theyâre now selling a 3D printed, light-up, Tumblr-themed Dumpster-Fire:
https://shop.tumblr.com/product/tumblr-dumpster-fire-3d-print/
The dumpster-fire was hoisted from a community member, who made their own, sent it to management, and struck a bargain to sell them through the store. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make sarsaparilla when life gives you SARS.
Catch me on tour with Red Team Blues in Mountain View, Berkeley, Portland, Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, DC, Gaithersburg, Oxford, Hay, Manchester, Nottingham, London, and Berlin!
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