#lindenslistofcreatures

this pig meets ground hog meets master splinter adorable abomanation of nature is the pink fairy armadillo. endangered, incredibly rare, and incredibly cute. similar to other armadillos when threatened they turn into a tiny ball, but being a light pink, these fellas are easy to spot in greenery so they prefer sandy or easilly camoflauged areas. they use those huge claws to dig through dirt, and that weird little snoz to sniff around in the dark. their eyesight might be as bad as mine, but they know their way around

this moist noodle boi is the elephant trunk snake, a six foot water snake that is incapable of wriggling its way around on land, they eat fish, eels, and unincubated eggs, and these little numbskulled scaly worms are moisturized and ready to go at any time of the day.

meet the pumpkin toadlet, look at this twotwaffle, this idiot, just a lil guy, the boi.

SAVE THE VAQUITAS