Am I getting dangerously used to pretending I'm in a band? Yeah, I think I am. Have I also just so happened to remember that you actually have experience being in one? Also yeah. Which leaves me with only one sensible conclusion: I'm going to have to deliver a truly inspiring, borderline life-changing speech about why you and your great, great mate absolutely have to start a band together. Now, look, before you roll your eyes, hear me out. I've grown quite fond of the whole thing. There's something about standing there making a bit of noise with your mates that just feels right. So I thinkit's only fair we lean into it. We'll need to recruit a few more poor souls to complete the lineup, obviously. A bassist who knows what they're doing, a drummer who won't storm off after rehearsal, and someone who'll pretend we've got a clue when we inevitably don't. It'll be grand. We'll make at least three people very happy, one of them being me. So really, you're left with no choice here. I'm only thinking of the greater good, Josh. It'd be selfish of you to deprive the world of whatever this band turns out to be. / @limelightoconnor











