In simpler terms, the Spectre is a little b1tch and is too scared to face the wrath of two, very powerful people (and Chance because they're a gambler with a gun)

like he would so wear a collar and sit in your lap. he loves having his sternum (the chest area) or stomach rubbed

he is such a bottom. he'll ride anything, really. not to forget licking/ sucking anything. or be absolutely railed <3

his tail wags and he definitely pants. he whimpers and mewls. no doubt about either if those. he will literally huff and pant.

yeah his heats absolutely suck. yeah he's annoying. we know this.

he can't keep his hands to himself for the life of him. literally constantly holding onto you. clinging to you. or shoving his face in your thighs.

yes he also sucks boobs. he does this regardless of what he is. what can I say.

pull on his collar and he's on his knees already. make sure to give praise!! praise makes him weak and harder.

he's probably barked during sex too. of course he has.

he's so fascinated by toys. he finds them interesting. he had no idea what they were at first, surprisingly. until you used one on him. then he was arched and yelling out. very whiny 10/10 use more.

praise has already been mentioned but let's mention it again. he needs praise. "good boy" and he's moaning louder. he will also gladly have his hair ruffled.

ride him and he's more obsessed. and very beautiful! his sounds are everything. and loud. but he also begs a lot.

-lime anon

YESSSS I LOVE THIS I LOVE PUPPY DAZAI

id get him the cutest little collar with his name and my phone number on it in case he tries to run away (he never would) its pink and he loves it. and he does love his belly rubbed sooooo much. he’s so annoying he’ll literally take your hand and place it on his tummy to try and get you to rub it, nuzzling you too. you always have to give in!! he whines and sighs happily when you do <3

dazai absolutely barks and wags his tail!! he gets so excited sometimes, especially when you’re around, he can’t help it. he’s on his knees howling and swishing his tail when you walk through the door back home from work because he’s so excited and happy you’re back!!

his heats are MISERABLE. for you both. he’s fucking insatiable, needing more more more always - it’s never enough. he needs his hole filled. he’s yowling and mewing and crying whenever there isn’t anything inside him, and this lasts for days and days. this is also when he’ll ride anything and everything (namely and preferably you) but he also humps pillows for some relief. even when he’s not in heat, you’ll catch him humping the couch, his toys, blankets. anything. his heat is also when you’ll use lots of other toys on him (ofc the strap if you have female anatomy) but also vibrators to stimulate his cock when you’re too tired, and buttplugs to keep him full while you need a break.

and yes, puppy dazai is SO fucking handsy, always. he always needs to be touching you in some way. he’s constantly rubbing up against you, grabbing your hand just to hold or to press against him when he wants rubs. clinging to you like a damn koala. sometimes he just starts humping you too. you can’t escape him.

puppy dazai LIIIIVES off praise. he’ll actually wither away and die if you don’t call him a good boy or good puppy at LEAST once a day. preferably multiple times. he needs to hear how good he is, how obedient and cute and smart and adorable he is. he’s desperate.

and of COURSE HE LOVES TO SUCK!!!! MAYBE EVEN MORE SO!!!! he loves loves LOVES curling up in your lap and sucking your tits, massaging the other one like a damn cat. it’s so so comforting for him, he never feels safer or at ease than when he’s sucking/nursing. he’s literally insatiable too, he never stops on his own, you always have to push him off when your nipples get too sensitive or you have to pee or something.

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So there's this guy I had (have? I don't really know) a crush on and I used to text him and I confessed and stuff. He didn't like me back and said so, but said we could be friends if I wanted, and I agreed cause I didn't really want a relationship anyway. So we talked over text because his friends would make fun of him if he talked to a girl (back then, he's a bit better now). Sometimes he was an idiot, somtimes he was really really fun to talk to.

Time skip, this huge problem happened where all his friends found out he talked to me and gave me a "talking to" (worst moment of my school life D:). After that, he blocked me. Now, around a year later, we're in a team together (among other people) for a competition and I get to talk to him a little, which, tbh, I've been craving. The competition is tomorrow and after that we're probably gonna go back to ignoring each other and acting like a chair the other is sitting in is just an empty chair. (Sry if that doesn't make sense). I hate that fact so much and I wish I could talk to him. I want to tell him directly that I miss him so so so much and I want to be friends again but I don't think HE would want to, plus he isn't one to talk to like that and I'd never get the opportunity. Idk what to do about him at all, all my friends and my own common sense say I should move on but I've tried so hard but this is like the third year I'm still infatuated on him.

Hi hon!

Woah woah woah, red flag. This guy is ignoring you because he wants to look cool around his friends? No way, you deserve so much better! You deserve someone who is proud of you, whether it's of being friends with you or of dating you.

If I was you, I'd let that shit go. I know it's easier said than done, but he sounds like he doesn't know what he has.

I have a new brainrot to share =w=

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Reader is an alquemist, a real good one at that. Everyday they spent hours and hours working on whatever projects they have in mind, forgoing having meals or sleeping in favor of acquiring more trivial knowledge.

Until one day their recklessness catches up to them and they collapse from exhaustion. They wake up under the care of a doctor who reprimands them for being so reckless. But it's clear from the look of pure dread on the alquemist's face that they have learned their lesson.

The alquemist returns to their lab to study and experiment once again, but with a clear goal in mind. To make themselves immortal. What scared the so much? Well, the person who was following them around ever since they woke up.

Death, death itself was following them around. Or how she likes to be called, Hu Tao. She is playful, likes to crack up jokes and pull pranks, even if they are all morbid. She took a liking to the alquemist and decided to meet them before their time. The horror of their meeting was so great that the mortal went back to life through sheer fear. They can barely remember what Hu Tao did to make them so afraid of her and her dominion, but they don't want to find that out.

Hu Tao was a bit annoyed at this but playfully said that it didn't matter, she would have them in her collection sooner or later. This motivated the alquemist to find a way to avoid death forever.

Day after day after day the alquemist would improve their health, discovering remedies and medicine to prolong their young (yet) short life, even if every waking moment they had to listen to the voice of their inevitable end going on and on about whatever topic she wanted to share with them.

But death wasn't as friendly with those around the alquemist. Everyone who even looked at the alquemist would bring upon themselves Hu Tao's scorn, who walked up to those mortals and gently poked them, and immediately, they were mortals no longer. The alquemist couldn't ask for help, no one could see the specter. They couldn't seek comfort from their friends, Hu Tao proved herself very possessive. They weren't even allowed to have pets, as not even the doves that nested on their window were safe. The only person they had available to talk with was Death itself. Thankfully, she was very happy to oblige.

And that's all they did. Talk. Hu Tao never touched them, she only talked. She didn't have to sleep or eat, so she was always around, meaning there was no escape from her presence. The stress started catching up with reader, every day they got weaker and Hu Tao's wicked smile got wider. Until one day they found their answer. A potion. A potion that could grant eternal life.

Hu Tao looked emotionless as she watched the alquemist boast about their creation, banishing her for all eternity from their life. But as soon as they drank the potion, her smile came back and turned into a grin.

"I knew I picked the right human to keep me company."

She said coming closer and closer, coming face to face with the alquemist that was now afraid that their potion didn't work.

"Aya, it worked just like you and I wanted."

She kissed the alquemist, who noticed their mistake as soon as the light didn't vanish from their world.

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It's not... written that well x.x it's 2 AM and I had to share this ASAP before it went away. I hope you liked it! And happy new year ^^

*Flops onto bed*

-Lime anon

anon i am actually so sorry this took me forever but the idea was so good i couldn't just leave it blank. happy new years and i hope you n ur fam are all healthy!!

content warnings: DEAD DOVE, threats/talks about death etc

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"Where are you going?" Her saccharine voice takes on a mocking undertone. Daring. Challenging. I dare you to run, goes unsaid.

"Away." You mutter, packing a small bag of food and money. Enough to last a week, tops. But after, you'll have to figure out…

"What, from me?" She laughs, twirling her hair idly. "Do you know how silly you sound, right now?"

You do, actually... Your expression sours even more, if that were possible. "I don't care. I'm leaving."

"You're such a child. Running away when things don't work out." 

Your movements freeze coldly and yet your heart bursts into angry flames. Turning around, you muster the most furious glare you can. "I'll have you know that I am a Dastur and a honorable graduate from the Sumeru Akademiya. I don't do 'running away'."

"Was," She emphasizes and your lungs seizes itself. "But they didn't like you all that much after your little stunt, did they, doctor?"

There's not much you can do, back pressed firmly against the door while she crowds your personal space like she always did until you suffocate. You can do nothing but clutch helplessly at the little bag. "Even all those needy little villagers demanding your medicine- they weren't one bit grateful, am I right, or am I right?" She taunts, fingers now tracing your neck, a gesture that should've irreversibly rotted your skin on contact if it weren't for your self inflicted curse. But instead, your body fights with everything to undo her damage, causing a low throb.

It's… true. Your initial enthusiasm about your research as soon as you had graduated was met with scorn and dismissal. And when you pushed for funding, they kicked you out. The word of the Akademiya was worth more than the lives you've improved. No one would shelter a Dastur driven out by the Elders, and you had to rely on your own plant knowledge to survive the first few days with roots and leaves until you figured out how to hunt. 

Family and friends were scattered a across the world. You'd have a better chance getting back into the Akademiya than saving enough mora to book a cramped vessel back to your humble hometown. 

"Forget them." Hu Tao coldly implores as she struts around your shabby office like she owns it. "The moment your family finds out that you've been kicked out, they'll just leave you like everyone else. You know that better than anyone." 

"Don't talk so high and mighty. I'm sure they'll understand, they…" They what? Yes, you're fully aware that you're the pride and joy of the family for making it into the Akademiya. You've heard your parents telling your siblings to look up to you. If you returned without honor…

"They'll understand…" Your movements remain frozen, gaze fixed on the doorknob with the intent to leave, yet you do nothing. “They will.”

“They won’t. And even if you think they do, I’ll show you the truth.” She inches towards a dying plant sitting by your windowsill. It’s barely hanging onto life from neglect ever since you started focusing all your energy into your research. Her fingers gently grace a petal, and almost instantly, the remaining greens wither, granting your plant what you can no longer achieve. “I know you’re smart enough to know what I’m getting at.”

This had been the most direct Hu Tao has ever uttered a threat to your face. Even if your mother and father and siblings welcome you with open arms, you could no longer risk their lives for your own selfishness.

“It was fate that we met. I would know, because I’m always at the end of the line for everybody.” She continues, cruel and callous. “But you. It was your fault that you’re in the state that you are. If you had obeyed your orders instead of pushing for more, maybe you’d be basking in glory instead of living in this little shithole.”

She’s right. If you hadn’t pushed for funding. If you hadn’t conducted illegal, self-inflicted experiments. If you hadn’t-

“They’ll all push you away, in the end. But me? Baby, you know I’ll stay no matter what.” Now she’s back where she was before, almost pressed against you, trapping you with the door of your abode. Despite how annoying she’s been, she’s stuck with you at your lowest, and now you’ve reciprocated by rendering yourself immortal. “Why won’t you say the same to me? Why are you running from the inevitable?”

She’s right. It’s right.

Death doesn’t discriminate. It’ll take everything, regardless of circumstance.