Goddammit!
R: Hey uh, Ribbit, since we're together now, I was wondering, how many people have you been with before me?
Ribbit: ...
*more silence*
R: Um...Ribbit...?
R: Listen, forget I said anything...If that upset you, I'm sorry. Just...Please stop ignoring me...
*more silence*
R: Please stop being mad at me...
*mwah*
Ribbit: *Finally snaps out of it.*
R: Oh Ribbit! Thank goodness! Listen, I'm sorry for asking that question, you don't have to answer that-
Ribbit: GODDAMNIT YOU MADE ME LOSE COUNT!












