#liling alexis

How do I put this.

I really love this girl. Despite the (cough5cough) age gap, she really tries to understand me and really, really take time to get used to me. I'm ridiculous and annoying and I'm thankful that someone like her can stand me. 

I like to caps at her a lot, talk crap to her, and be really ridiculous, but at the end of the day, when something bad happens to me, she's always there, asking me if I'm okay. And whenever I need help, she's always there. Where to find someone like her? 

Hi Alex, I'm sorry if I've got overboard before, and I'm sorry for being so ridiculous.

Just letting you know.

The whole fiasco started just because I had shared Xiah Junsu's "TARANTALLEGRA(타란탈레그라" mv on my Facebook, and spazzed a bit about it, saying that it was pretty addictive with its strong bass and tempo; So the next day at work he had the guts to say this to me.

"Him" will be my colleague, "Me" will be me.

P/S: Please ignore his weird English……This is what is well known as "Singlish".

The whole convo went somewhat like this……

Him: Hey Kay I ask you something.

Me: Yeah? What?

Him: You like gay guys ah?

Me: HUH? What are you talking about? (I really had no idea what he was talking about.)

Him: There……That video you shared yesterday ah……that gay guy.

Me: HUH? What gay guy?! That is Xiah Junsu, a Korean Pop idol ok~!

Him: You don't think he is gay meh?

Me: What makes you think that he is gay?

Him: See also know that he is gay ok.

Me: Give me some points ok, don't just stand there and shoot your mouth off.

Him: He has such a squeaky voice sia.

Me: That is how he sounds like, no matter whether he is singing or not.

Him: Look at him, normal guys don't wear so thick makeup sia.

Me: He is an idol and that was the MV for his solo album's title track, he is required to apply make-up ok.

Him: He was dressed up as a girl in the MV! Like an ah gua! (Ah gua is a very rude slang for a transgender.)

Me: That was part of the concept, he was a magician in the storyline and he was casting a spell, hence the title - "TARANTALLEGRA".

Him: Where got normal guy dance like that one? So girly and gayish.

Me: Why don't you point out at which point was his dance girly and gayish. Why don't you dance that part out, that would be even better.

Him: The whole dance ok……It was totally gay. No normal guy dances like that unless he is gay.

Me: Excuse me, Junsu-ssi is not gay. If you're gonna say that, why don't you say that all the dancers in the world are gay.

** By this time I was pretty pissed off coz he was just throwing the G word around like it didn't mean a thing, he turns around and accuse me of being homophobic.

Him: No wonder you hate gays sia.

Me: Excuse me but what did you just say?

Him: You keep on saying that he is not gay not gay, means that you don't accept that he is gay.

Me: I do not hate gays. I have nothing against them. They are humans after all. I am saying that Junsu-ssi is not gay, simply because not once has he came out and say anything about his sexual orientation. Therefore I say that he is not gay.

Him: Which means you hate gays la. Which means that you would hate him if he were gay and he admit la.

Me: In which sentence did you hear me saying that I hate gays?

Him: Coz you keep saying that this guy is not gay mah.

Me: Fine. Let's assume that Junsu-ssi came out and admit that he is gay; Will that change anything? NO. Why? Because he will still be Kim Junsu, stage name Xiah, previously of DBSK and currently with JYJ; He will still be that same Kim Junsu that he was, he is, and will be. Nothing changes.

Him: So now you are saying that he is gay la.

Me: No. He is not gay.

Him: See~! You still insist on saying that he is not gay, and you say that with so much anger so it means that you don't like gays.

Me: So what if he is gay? No really, tell me. SO WHAT IF HE IS GAY.

Him: See, I told you he die die must be gay from the start already and you don't believe me. Now you said that he is gay yourself ok~!

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In which he proceeds to walk off with a fucking smirk on his face like he is a bloody genius for proving me wrong and making me say that Junsu is gay.

10/03/2012 SS4 Macau……In which Sungmin-ssi hollered out "사~랑~해" with all his might without the aid of a microphone, and how the yell resonated around the whole stadium, and how every ELF heard it that night.

This is Sungmin-ssi, this is his love for ELF~❤。