#liliesandashes

send me a ‘✿’ if you like my rping

*squints at you*

McGonamort:  vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn/ screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

{ never ship voldy with anyone tom riddle all the way. now if this was tom riddle/young minerva, I could get on that }Perdolphus: vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn/ screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

{ idek I feel like if it was written correctly it could work??? }Hobby: ?????? / vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn/ screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

           Dear  Lily Ms. Evans Lily Evans,

Your hair is like starfire  You’re probably the second best student at charms in the entire school I hear that James Potter has a thing for you. He’s less handsome than I am. Just a thought.

Faithfully yours, 

Roy Roy Boy Gilderoy Lockhart.

       Okay, I can understand how the whole ‘sheepish prankster’ bit he’s got going on is endearing, but can he pull off a turquoise paisley vest? I don’t think so.

He only likes you because he thinks he can’t have you. Like you’re some kind of forbidden case of firewhiskey that some of the other third years have snuck into the Ravenclaw tower.

You’re not firewhiskey, you’re special.

His hair isn’t even that great. Someone needs to introduce him to a comb. Benjy Fenwick says so, too. So It’s not just me.

And we’re not drunk. I haven’t even drunken any lilywhiskey tonight so don’t judge me.

That was rather rude, I’m sorry. Don’t be cross at me.