#lilbdoka

"And to wrap up this interview, Mr. McCartney, what would you say is your greatest wish?"

"And what if I am The BasedGod?"

"Then I'll just have to make sure you never see her again," replied the dark-haired girl.

A gunshot.

Lil B swivels his head and manages to dodge the bullet at point-blank range.

"Nani-?!"

Within the span of a few moments, Lil B turns tail and sprints away from the dumbfounded girl with mercurial speed. 

Realizing that she has underestimated her opponent, the girl begins pursuit.

This must be that black-haired magical girl that Madoka told me so much about, Lil B thinks to himself while running. What was her name again? Homura? Something like that. But more importantly, why is she trying to kill m-

His thoughts are cut off as bullets begin to whiz past his head. Looking over his shoulder, he can see that the girl named Homura has already caught up to him. Time magic. Lil B recalls Homura's affinity. Escape is just about impossible.

Being a man of peace, Lil B is averse to violence of any kind. 

However, when someone's life is on the line - including his own - there is no holding back.

Looks like I have no choice. I must channel The BasedGod in order to stand a chance against a magical girl. I just need a little more time...

The staggered shots of Homura's Beretta pistol soon give way to fully automatic fire as she produces an M249 from her shield. It takes all of Lil B's semi-divine power to narrowly dodge the hail of bullets spewing forth from the light machine gun.

With the violet-eyed girl seemingly teleporting around him trying to land a hit, Lil B desperately looks for an ideal spot to hone his based and positive energy. He notices that Homura is steadily losing her aggressiveness, most likely due to the caution of maintaining her Soul Gem's luster.

Suddenly, an onslaught of bullets on a dirt road kicks up enough dust to make Homura lose sight of Lil B for several seconds. Seeing his chance, he rushes into a small grove of trees nearby and begins to meditate.

The armed grenades at the base of the grove remain static for nearly two seconds before erupting, completely leveling the batch of trees with Lil B still inside.