Lewis: We haven’t got a stocking filler now get your ass down here now, young man. 

Martyn: But, but, but- 

Henry: Get. Down. 

Lewis: Get down here yon-now young man. 

Toby: Straight to bedtime for you! without supper. 

Martyn: Oh god, how do I even get down from here? 

Lewis: Just jump. I’ll catch you. 

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Martyn: everyb-everyb-everybo- ’unintelligible’ com o’er ere!! EH-I fOund a bIg  bloody TREE!!! 

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Lewis: You somehow managed to make yourself a poison one didn’t you? 

Toby: No! I-I was-it was swiftness. 

Henry: You were being genuine! I thought you were trying to kill me! 

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Martyn: Ow. Oh, SHIT NO! NO! FUCK! NO! FU-NO THISISTHEWORSTIDEAEVER 

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Lewis: Oh I can enchant my festive poky stick here. 

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Lewis: Living here, with the Grinch I’ve come to expect this. 

Martyn: Yeah we just come to expect that our friends get kidnapped. 

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Martyn: Why do we always get impaled so much? 

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Henry: Cows! I’ve found some cows! 

Toby: *sheep noises* 

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Martyn: I swear we just do this like every 3 or 4 months we run out of content so we come back to the egg jokes. 

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Lewis: Beat the balls out of it. 

Toby: Beat the ball- you mean beat the eggs out of it? 

Lewis: Oh-yeah yeah. 

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Martyn: *trying to make a cake with sugar cane* Um, it-it’s been a while since I’ve done one of these- 

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Martyn: Good morning Henry

Henry: Morning!

Martyn: Good morning Toby

Toby: Morning!

Martyn: Good morning Lewis!

Lewis: *barfing noise* 

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Toby: Who put flowers in my milk? 

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Toby: *falls in lava* AHHH-AHHH NO! NO! 

Martyn: Oh Toby! 

Toby:  *pushes Henry into lava* 

Henry: WHAT?! Don’t punch me in! 

Martyn: *pushes Lewis into lava* Oh noooo! Oh nooo it’s such a travesty! 

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Martyn: You pulled on his crotch. Wow Toby. 

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Toby: Is it just me or did he say ‘on the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me Kate Moss’? 

Martyn: No??? 

Lewis: ‘Said 12 gold bars you idiot. 

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Toby: *choking on biscuits* ‘we gonna start that? 

Martyn: YES! Toby’s dying yaaay! 

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Lewis: Look at what we’ve done to that one! 

Martyn: Hah-god. Skinny ass tree. 

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Lewis: I am the acorn master. They call me squirrel boy! 

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Toby: You guys, grew a tree in me? 

Martyn: Yeah, it’s fine. 

Henry: TOBY it’s a children’s program! 

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Toby: If you were ever a farmer I’d call you farmer woody. 

Martyn: Farmer woody? 

Henry: It’s a children’s program! 

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Toby: Can I be really derpy and ask why we’re plantin’ trees around the christmas tree? 

Martyn: Because the christmas tree was a bit lonely! 

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Lewis: Alright mister ‘let me whip out my red one.’ 

Martyn: Yeah? That’s right-I don’t know what that means but ok-yeah! 

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Martyn: Oh my god the path is starting to fog up again, there we go. 

Toby: Fog up? 

Martyn: And I did say fog, not something else. 

Lewis: Fog off Toby. 

Henry: Uh, fog. 

Toby: Fog you too. 

Martyn: Ohhh snap. 

Henry: He went there. 

Martyn: Fog my life. 

*everyone continues to make fog jokes in the exact same way as the session 1 AHA jokes* 

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Martyn: *whispering to Toby* Oh I so wanna punch you right now. 

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Martyn: Did you fall to your death Toby? 

Toby: I did-I’ve- I’m sorry. 

Martyn: God, that wasn’t even our faults. 

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Martyn: How did you get stuck there? (in a chimney) 

Some dude: Well, can you guess who it was? 

Martyn: Oh, god- 

Henry: Toby. 

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