#likeapond

it’s technically on a weekly basis but it’s practically on like a …. week-and-a-half basis. ellen has done us all the fRANK DISSERVICE of living in california while i live in chicago, so we do a lot of, “hey are you free for these two hours, and if not these two hours than that hour and a half, and if not that hour and a half maybe we can stand on our heads and send carrier pigeons to communicate idk girl just lemme know!!”

ALSO as always i’d like to highlight that poor ellen, who has a full-time job AND plays hockey AND is a fULL-TIME TOTAL BABE, also has to do all the technical parts of what’s icing, because i basically show up, vomit thoughts out of my mouth place, and then float away like a pug riding a decorative throw pillow. LET’S ALL TAKE A MINUTE TO SEND HER LOVE FROM OUR HEARTS AND FROM OUR TWITTERS AND HERE ON TUMBLR: likeapond.

Listen Molly, I assume this is Ryan Johansen you are chatting with and if he is asking you about 5 year plans the only acceptable answer is “I HOPE TO SIGN A REASONABLE CONTRACT WITH MY EMPLOYER AND GET BACK TO WORK ASAP”

That makes two instances of random dairy related crying in your life, and counting.

likeapond replied to your post “Dunno how interesting this actually is, but it's my go-to random fact: I grew up on a dairy farm. Means I can count on one hand the number of vacations I've been on, we were never allowed to open presents early on Christmas Day b/c Dad had to milk cows at 5am, and I have lots of adorable calf pictures.”

omg you baby cheese cried

CHEESE HAS ALWAYS BEEN IMPORTANT TO ME