send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 good music comes on: Jeffreywakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: jEFFREY

sends the other unsolicited nudes: Burondo )))):

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: Jeffrey

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: bOTH BECAUSE THEY WANT JOLLY RANCHERS

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: Burondo

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): Daddy killed the guy but Burondo hid the body 👀

wears the least clothing around the house: BURONDO OfC????!!!

                  Baby, I’m a sociopath, Sweet serial killer.                        On the warpath, 'Cause I love you Just a little too much.

Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.

                                      Burondo ❤  Jeff:

                                      75 %

 [ ♛ ] send me a url and i’ll tell you the following;

my opinion on;

character in general: its the saint guy and his big ass eyebrows ready to throw down anyone who comes between him and murdering people. the saint guy is a god and i am his slave please take me 2 ur saint home and show me ur collection of saint bibles and saint weapons *insert picture of spongebob biting his lip*

how they play them: id give u my home, my dead cat, and my money if i could. ur so accurate to ur character and ur writing i get really happy tbh when i see ur writing :))))))))))) u r one of my fav saint guys

the mun: they are actually another version of me :(((( im so glad i can actually relate to someone

do i;

follow them: heckie yerp with them: yeah :(((((want to rp with them: *macho man randy savage voice* YEAHship their character with mine: only if u pay me in obama patterned shorts and lingerie :((((((((

what is my;

overall opinion: im so glad we met on farmersonly.com i cant wait for you to catfish me sweaty :)))) cant wait for prom sweaty :-)!!!!!!!