shadow has the most unhinged medical techniques to ever exist in the history of the world
everyone in the main cast has seen it at least once, whether they were the one being treated or they were watching
every time, they think ‘oh this cant possibly work’ but alas. every time, they are proven wrong
and it isnt even shit that, in a million years, you would think to do
not even the most unhinged being could come up with thus shit
just. imagine:
someone is sick and instead of doing what a normal person would do, this motherfucker mixes. idk. shampoo and yellow gatorade, pours it on their head, and it fucking works within 10 minutes.
no one knows how he does it. fuck. even he doesnt know how he knows itll work. but it does. and he just has a feeling ‘hm. yes. thyme, matted cat fur and tree sap will be able to fix your broken bone’ and it fucking works
no one is more surprised at how well it works than he is












