cash/jane brotp for the domesticity meme
who cooks normally?: they order take-out. um. jane's way too lazy to cook (ever) and she'd think cash is too pretty to do any sort of manual labor, like even if he offered to she'd say no. so take-out it is.
how often do they fight?: like never. they're too chill to fight.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: get ass elsewhere/pine after people because wtf they're not together!!! also dirty snapchat sometimes because why not.
nicknames for each other?: boss lady/variations on that theme and pretty boy. she calls him that to his face, behind his back, in the press. because if you haven't figured it out, cash is pretty. and jane likes it.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: jane. she's loaded so it makes sense.
who steals the covers at night?: cash. and then jane wakes up being like, "damn wtf happened, why is it so cold" and then she sees cash and she shrugs because "ugh, so pretty it's worth it." however this is also a good reason for them never to actually sleep together.
what would they get each other for gifts?: whiskey for cash and wine for jane. also dirty pictures of each other because #YOLO. jane has a folder on her computer called something mundane like, "lentils" and it's just dirty pictures of cash and if he ever pisses her off she'd totally leak them. jokes. she wouldn't do that. she's not that mean.
who remembers things?: both of them. it depends on which one of them was more drunk at the time of the things taking place. they rely on the more sober one to fill in the blanks. soul mates, i tell ya.
who cusses more?: jane, mostly. occasionally cash challenges that title. i guess it depends on the circumstances.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: cash would try to fuck it better. jane would try google solutions on the internet and just end up staring at pictures of cats.
who kissed who first?: i think cash actually did the ~deed but jane was coming onto him pretty strongly at that point.
who made the first move?: they'd always been flirty to each other, but i think one night drunk!jane made it very clear that she was interested.
who started the relationship?: jane. she cast cash in dlm and she was all, "aushdiuwgl" and is like that about him till this day. cash was more involved in actually getting the "with benefits" part going, but again, jane was coming onto him and it made sense.
