#ligger

She eats everywhere and books nowhere. 

This is John Floyd who has been ligging for decades. Another retiree who comes up to London for the day to eat and drink himself into a coma, this conman and his frequent companion Ray Morrissey offer absolutely nothing by way of business value. They're not PAs, EAs, wine buyers, journalists, or anything else they claim to be. Floyd is a former director of a builders merchant company which is now run by his sons. There is no events business to be had from him.

Here’s Brian Morris from the fictitious “Crescent Associates”. Like the hundred and seven year old Sylvia Mason, Morris has long retired and has no business to offer anyone. Solely goes to events for the food and drink. If you have him at your event, you’ve been conned. Don’t worry, you’ll smell him before you see him as he’s a vicious farter. Nasty dirty old man needs retiring. 

what have i gotten myself into?

I #sverige är det #medelsvensson som #ligger #bakom #brottsligheten enligt #dagensnyheter HT @mattiasmessias (på/i Kulturdepartementet) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZY3yL-MGB9/?utm_medium=tumblr

Here’s serial ligger Joyce Stevens. You know what they say, a ligger is never without a bag into which anything that’s not nailed down can be secreted, as Joyce demonstrates. 

“I own Harvey Nichols . . . which is why I roam the streets of London, stealing sandwiches from Pret, and looking at porn on hotel lobby computers.”  —David Pun, “owner” of Harvey Nichols and Peninsula hotels.