What the HECK did you just say about me you little human? I'll have you know, I'll graduate top of my class in the training academy; and I will have been involved in numerous secret raids to the surface. And I have 300 recipes for spaghetti. I am trained in the Culinary Arts, and am a "Top Cook" in the Royal Army. You're nothing to me but another, Best, Friend. I will leap the heck out of this window with grace, the likes of which has NEVER been seen before in these ruins! Mark my words. You think you can get away with not making up to Undyne over that whole trying to kill you thing? Think again buddy. As we speak, I am giving you my phone number and adding you to my network of friends on the Internet! and your wall, is being covered in Spaghetti Recipes! So you'd better prepare the Feast, Friend. The feast that fills your silly thing you humans call, a "stomach". You're stuffed, Kid. I can be anywhere, any time, and can cook pasta in over 700 ways; and that's just with Angel Hair! Not only am I extensively trained in Italian cooking BUT I have access, to the entire cook book of the "Top Warrior" in the king's Royal Army! and I will use it to it's full extent to burry you, under a water fall of tomato sauce and vegetables! If only you could have known what delicious treats your little "Friendship" attempt. would bring down upon you. Maybe you would have cleaned your tongue? But you couldn't, you didn't; and now you're paying the price. I will cook noodles all over you, and you will drown in it. your full to bursting. Kiddo.