#lichpaladin

Taako’s pretty sure he hasn’t stopped drinking since shit hit the fan. If he’s going to have trouble with his memory, he’s gonna bring it on himself; as it’s daylight now, he stumbles into the kitchen and makes himself a mimosa.

The floor of his room is littered with bottles by this point.

He’s yet to see anything of Lup or Barry; he recalls Lucretia’s plea to take care of them with an acidic tang in his mouth. Good brothers help you through frightening memory lapses; great brothers get tanked, apparently. He’s already hideously clumsy with the hobbled leg, carting around a makeshift cane as he makes his way back to the room.

(There’s a blanket fort set up; childish or no, it helps him feel better.)

He crawls in, feelin’ loosey goosey.

TO: Bazhur FROM: Taako from TV

[txt] -> hey hoy stuff [txt] -> howzit hangin [txt] -> were u rather it hangin [txt] -> somwhe r else. like w me mayhpas [txt] -> im having a party. theres a fort and evrything do youwant. to come??? [txt] -> please respond. ddsexy [txt] -> love taako [txt] -> ps if u have any good boze you should bring [txt] -> i makee drikd very profsional.

This is the perfect plan.

No one’s ever flipping shit at a party. He’s a genius.

[Where the Water Tastes Like Wine Starters]

@lichpaladin​ said: “ i’ve been cursed two times; once to live forever, but the second time to die. i’m dead for sure, and certainly alive. ”

“Hah! That’s--That’s a fun way to put it. Huh.” Barry can relate, more or less, on both accounts, though perhaps not in the same way as Bazhur. They are both liches, for being dead, but Barry’s ‘curse’ of eternal life is more to do with time loops.

Oh, but the more thought he gives to this, the more he’s interested in the particulars.

“Sorry, now I have to ask--D’you mean literal curses? Don’t think I’ve ever known anyone to become a lich by anything other than--well, other than their own will.”

“Oh, it’s you!” Kay’s relieved to finally run into this guy-- the first time she met him it had been a little awkward. There was some crying involved, and she was worried she hurt his feelings. And although she’s a little curious about his appearance, she decides it wouldn’t be very polite to ask, especially not after the way she’d acted before.

“Um, I wanted to say sorry for last time, and...” her apology trails off, because she’s watching him mess around with the phone in his hands. Is he still figuring out how to use it, maybe? She knows how that is, it was hard for her to figure it out, too.

Welcome to scenic Isola Radiale, Bazhur!

You will be housed in APARTMENT 313.

You will retain the ability to use lay on hands up to five times daily and be given a wooden halberd.

     Strolling the unnatural wildlife reserve, Thranduil frequently found himself slowing to admire the odd variations to creatures he knew from the mainland. Many of the animals possessed only minor differences to those found wandering the capital island, but others wore more unsettling appearances. One such creature, a fox with six legs and a knobby tail, soon scurried past the elf in a playful and excited manner. 

He mused on the reason for such mutations evident on this peninsula, eyes following the red furred critter until it came to a stop less than a foot from a tall, shadowy figure. The animal’s tail wagged in seeming delight, causing the elf intrigue. Curious, he raised his chin and surveyed the individual, his hackles instantly raised once recognition of the fiendish appearance took hold.

@lichpaladin​ said: !!

Send ‘!!’ and I’ll write a description of your muse

“Mr. Bazhur and I kinda got off on the wrong foot, I think? I was crying, and then he was crying, and it was all kinda a big misunderstanding. I think we both feel kinda bad about it.

I was really curious about the whole skeleton thing, but dad says it’s not polite to judge others by their looks. It is nice to meet someone else who’s like the people I know at home!!

…the half-orc part, not the lich part. Though I guess liches are OK? Some of them. I’m working on it, OK?”

em....... bless u i love u and ur boy