#libfas

Fucking no one waking up at 4 got time to virtue signal

ahahahAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKIGN GODASDJH

HE’S TALKING ABOUT JORDAN FUCKING PETERSON IM DYING

I have just been visited by the mythical cryptid colloquially known as the “Jorbpete fan fuckboy” and it took me washing my dishes to understand XD Amazing

Context: I wrote a comment on a post (months ago) where I expressed my disagreement with the sexist, racist, fascist-pandering Mr. Peterson and his fool lobster fans. And I’ve been getting notes from them ever since. Usually it’s mentions in that one post’s comments section, but this little crustacean seems to have gone farther.

Bucko, I’m going to assume your room is nice and clean before you come into my fucking palace and try mansplaining Jorbpete to me. I expect it to be as tidy as your mentor’s

Now: nobody is attacking Mr. Peterson for his cheap, dime-a-dozen pop-psychology book about cleaning after yourself and taking responsibilty for your own actions. What people shit on him for is his wilfully misgendering his students, talking about “enforcing monogamy”, and for saying that women shouldn’t wear makeup at the workplace if they don’t want to be sexually assaulted. You know... the bullshit. Also he’s really annoying to listen to. He uses a lot of words to say nothing at all, because it makes his audience feel smart and superior. His voice and pitch are grating to my tender ears and he cries on camera while talking about how good capitalism is. Fuck off.

It has been pointed out by people much smarter than me that Jorby is not himself a fascist, but his speechifying and bullshit ideas serve as a midway point for angry white boys with no purpose in their lives on the road towards neo-nazism and radicalization. It doesn’t matter that Jordan condemns such movements when he is helping those very people recruit more sad idiots into their tiki torch marching bands.

Also, I literally have zero time to waste on the fool clown Jordan Peterson, who calls college kid protestors “marxists” and compares them to Stalin and Mao fucking Zedong. His ideas are not new or smart or radical. They’re typical right-wing bullshit being spoken by someone with too many gullible, impressionable people listening to him. It’s the same anti-social-justice movement we’ve been dealing with for decades.