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風呂は究極極楽施設!! furo wa kyuukyoku gokuraku shisetsu!! Baths are the ultimate paradise facility!

Fallin' bath…

ただのH2Oと言ってくれるな tada no H2O to itte kureru na Don't tell me it's just H2O

デュシャンの泉と似たようなもんさ dushan no mizu to nita you na mon sa It's like Duchamp's "Fountain"

つまりは信じる気概があれば tsumari wa shinjiru kigai ga areba In short, if you've got a strong spirit of belief

す べ て が 風 呂 に な る su be te ga fu ro ni na ru everything will become a bath.

All right?

温かく柔らかい一体感 atatakaku yawarakai ittaikan A warm, soft sense of oneness

風呂は親か友か…はたまた神なのか furo wa oya ka tomo ka... hatamata kami na no ka A bath is a parent, a friend... perhaps even a god

なんでもいい！浸かりたい！ nande mo ii! tsukaritai! Whatever, it's fine! I want to soak!

風呂が風呂で在るから furo ga furu de aru kara Because a bath is a bath

俺は俺で在れる ore wa ore de areru I get to be me

瞳閉じればそれは風呂の中 hitomi tojireba sore wa furo no naka If I close my eyes, I'm in the bath

なにも持たず欲せず体を nani mo motazu hossezu karada o I have nothing, I want nothing, if my body is

風呂に浮遊させれば furo ni fuyuusasereba floating in the bath

どうだ？どうだ？ほらな？ dou da? dou da? hora na? How is it? How is it? Won't you look?

それが風呂が風呂である証拠さ sore ga furo ga furo de aru shouko sa There's the evidence that a bath is a bath!

紀元前4000年も前から kigenzen 4000 nen mo mae kara Since the year 4000 BC

風呂はこの世に存在したんだ furo wa kono yo ni sonzai shita n da Baths existed in this world

つまり人類の進化ってやつは tsumari jinrui no shinka tte yatsu wa In short, humanity's evolution

風 呂 と 共 に 在 っ た fu ro to to mo ni a t ta Took place next to baths

All right?

歴史さえ包み込む包容力 rekishi sae tsutsumikomu houyouryoku A tolerance that embraces even history—

すべての道はそう subete no michi wa sou All paths are like that

風呂へ通じてんだ furo e tsuujite n da They lead through the baths

どこからも風呂へGo! doko kara mo furu e Go! Wherever you are, go to the baths!

風呂が風呂でないなら furo ga furo de nai nara If a bath is not a bath

君も君じゃないさ kimi mo kimi ja nai sa Then you are not yourself

風呂場でシャワーだけとか furoba de shawaa dake to ka A bathroom with only a shower

パラドックス paradokkusu Is a paradox

お湯に流れ流されてふと O-yu ni nagare nagasarete futo In the hot water, the flow can flow, and all at once

人生を悟るのさ jinsei o satoru no sa You transcend all human life

わかる…わかる…それだ！ wakaru... wakaru... sore da! You understand... You understand... That's right!

風呂はやっぱり風呂でなきゃダメだろ furo wa yappari furo de nakya dame daro A bath absolutely must be a bath, mustn't it

だからな、風呂は風呂で在るからこそ dakara na, furo wa furo de aru kara koso So, it's precisely because a bath is a bath

風呂なんだよ furo nan da yo That it's a bath!

風呂が風呂じゃなきゃ furo ga furo ja nakya If a bath is not a bath

風呂は風呂で有り得ない furo wa furo de arienai Then it's impossible for a bath to be a bath

もうわかったろ？ mou wakattaro? Do you get it yet?

俺は、風呂を愛してるんだ！ ore wa, furo o aishiteru n da! Baths are my true love!

俺が風呂で風呂が俺なら… ore ga furo de furo ga ore nara... If I've got the bath and the bath's got me...

まあ、そういうことだよ maa, sou iu koto da yo Well, if it's like that....

もはや他にいうことはあるまい mohaya hoka ni iukoto wa arumai Already, there are no other words

なにも持たず欲せず体を nani mo motazu hossezu karada o I have nothing, I want nothing, if my body is

風呂に浮遊させれば furo ni fuyusasereba floating in the bath

どうだ？どうだ？どうだ？ dou da? dou da? dou da? How is it? How is it? How is it?

ほらな？ほらな？ほらな？ hora na? hora na? hora na? Won't you look? Won't you look? Won't you look?

そだろ？そだろ？そだろ？ sodaro? sodaro? sodaro? Don't you see? Don't you see? Don't you see?

それが風呂が風呂である証拠さ sore ga furo ga furo de aru shouko sa There's the evidence that a bath is a bath!