Mr. Deavor: Happy birthday, twins.
Winston: *Opens present* A computer!!! And a car!!! Thanks mom and dad!!!
Mr. Deavor: Evelyn, go ahead and open your present...
Evelyn: *Opens present which is a giant barbie doll* What the hell?
Mrs. Deavor: What did you expect? Con-damns?
Winston: Nice present, Evelyn.
Evelyn: Shut up, deck!
Winston: Skank!
Evelyn: I’m gonna betch-slap you, shetbag!
Mrs. Deavor: Stop fighting, you two are twins, for goodness sakes.











