#liam casey

Here we have Liam Casey, son of Nico Casey and Shasha Parks, and older brother of Julie, who lives over in Starlight Shores. He’s living in Aurora Skies as an expat. I’m not sure why I didn’t take any close-up pictures of him; these screenshots are a year and a half old by this point.

lmao okay

DUDE... no

He has a teeny little cottage that will need to be upgraded when he inevitably marries and has kids.

There we go - close-up!

You know those pest repellent plug-ins of dubious quality? The ones that supposedly emit a sound that the human ear can’t hear but that mice/ants/etc. are intensely bothered by?

I imagine Sim burglar alarms work just like that.

I found Ericka Berge here (wearing the obligatory horrific maternity clothes) going into labor in the park, and the guy behind her gives no fucks.

She then WADDLES HOME for a home birth rather than, idk, taking a taxi to the hospital.

And when I say she waddles home, she doesn’t go inside, she gives birth to the infant in the bushes out back.

It’s a girl! A girl with a birth story even more heinous than those shorts paired with those boots!

GREAT effort there, EA; solid job.

Meet Barbara Jonsdottir, who Liam just met but who we already know he’ll start dating!

If something like this happened in real life that animal would 100% have rabies.

Is there rabies in Iceland? I bet there isn’t.