Jul 7
An illustration of Li Kui! Yep the murder hobo from the water margin yep that guy…
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An illustration of Li Kui! Yep the murder hobo from the water margin yep that guy…
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*Ok here's another one from The Outlaws of the Marsh/Water Margins*
Song Jiang: Why are you naked?
Li Kui: I'm naked?
*They are literally in the middle of battle and Li Kui is suddenly naked and it is never explained why. He just is*
I know this isn't part of my quotes, but I'm reading it and it is considered a classic so I'm using it
Lu Junyi, to Song Jiang: Ok, I'm a little confused. So, Wu Yong is the brains and you're just the looks now?
Li Kui: And I'm still the wild card, so that's good.
Song Jiang: No, no, guys, we're forsaking the group dynamic, okay? And truthfully, Li Kui, come on. I mean, nobody wants a wild card, ok? It doesn't make any sense. We don't want a maniac in our group. There's no benefit to it.
Li Kui: Mm-hmm.
Song Jiang: Uh, I feel like you just agreed with me, but you weren't listening to what I was saying.
Li Kui, pointing at Lu Junyi: Yes.
Lu Junyi: You pointed at me like I said something, but I didn't.
Li Kui: Oh, good.
Lu Junyi: Li Kui, having somebody making wild decisions that make no sense, that benefits nobody.
Li Kui: Oh, yes. Right, yes.
Song Jiang: Is he listening to us? I can't tell.
Lu Junyi: He's listening. He's not understanding.
Li Kui: Yeah, he doesn't even like, get us, man.
Song Jiang: It's... We're talking about you.
Li Kui: Oh.
Song Jiang: Okay, let's move on from it.
Lu Junyi: What do you think is happening right now?
In the Water Margin club (that totally exists cuz they all wanted it and not because Pretender Lizzy cried until they all relented) the other two members are suprised to hear from Lizzy that Li Kui has been summoned. Suprise turns to confusion, however, as Darius walks in, just as confused and wearing what seems to be a glued on beard
Oh ho ho!
“I will guard the city,” said Zhang Fei. “You will fail,” said Liu Bei. “After one of your drinking bouts, you will get savage and flog the soldiers. Beside you are rash and will not listen to anyone’s advice. I shall be uneasy all the time.” “Henceforth I drink no more wine. I will not beat the soldiers and I will always listen to advice,” said Zhang Fei.
Sounds like Liu Bei knows his sworn brother well (btw. he takes Guan Yu with himself because he needs him).
I wonder if it will go as well as when Li Kui was making similar vows.
edit: yup
he also pressures a guy who doesn’t want to drink into drinking
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oh, yes, because it worked so well last time
yeah, I'm not buying it. It's bound to go badly given Li Kui's track record.
there it is. Sooner than I've thought. Literally only a couple of sentences.
He also eats meat behind Dai Zong's back basically on the same page.
To be fair a lot of characters in this book are just like that it's just Li Kui is the worst of them.
Li Kui: I have murdered some people.
Liangshan Marsh bandits: Ha ha ha, classic Li Kui!