#lexi posting

I need to not worry anymore. My brain is full of problems humans have. Why should I have those problems? I never asked to be human.

I need to be a puppy

If I were a puppy, I could just run around and play! Being mindless and free, not worrying about the next big thing, it would be so freeing!

I need to be a puppy

Being a puppy means I can be dumb! Being dumb is happy!! I can bark and run and jump! And be silly!! I don't need a brain if I'm a puppy!!

I need to be a puppy

Being a puppy would mean I can be obedient! I'd never disobey as a puppy! I'd be so well trained and well behaved, and I'd get treats and rewards for being a good puppy!

I need to be a puppy

If I were a puppy, I wouldn't need stupid clothes either!! Being a puppy means I could be naked and free!! And if that means my little hole is exposed to the world well, that just sounds like even more fun!!

I need to be a puppy

A standard marriage proposal. A good old fashioned down on one knee, EXCEPT:

1. It's not the one proposing getting down on one knee, but the one proposing asking their partner to kneel and do so

AND

2. Rather than a ring, the proposal is done with a collar, which when accepted, is placed around the neck and locked, signifying not only ownership, but partnership

"But wait! Your url says presentlylexi!"

First of all, great choice of text color, no notes

Second, my name is no longer Krys! My name is now Alexis, and you can call me Lexi!

I know I've been making a lot of posts asking people to purchase custom content or send me money for toys, but in all honesty?

I have 20 dollars to my name. I have bills I need to pay and I'm getting desperate. But I'm not just trying to beg for money, I'm offering something in return!

I have my eyes on a very fun new toy, but it's 100 dollars! Help me buy it? Your custom content will go to buying this fun new toy!