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4 Powerful Business Lessons from Michelangelo's David

I had this idea in my head that year for a new Cheech and Chong movie that I’d write in pencil where Cheech snorted so much coke his nose got REALLY BIG, just like a giant nose, then he’s sneeze on Chong or something. I also used a Bic pen and wrote four pages of a script called “Razor” where a slasher killed people with a razor blade and Burt Young would figure in as some sleazy asshole in a pork pie and wide tie going “bring out the naked ladies!” I drew some pictures of what the poster would look like, like a straight razor and a rough drawing of Burt, and one day when Mom was hanging out probably with the Quaid family, I stood in my room acting it out for 79 minutes so it would qualify as a feature film. I was kinda like Michael Myers only if he was a total pussy.