May 1, 2016
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so my area in virginia was just hit by a few tornadoes, had a warning and watch lasting all day yesterday, and a lot of damage was done. now this meme is circulating on facebook in my rather rural county and surrounding areas:
‘murica
➳ armie hammer as matt fraction and david aja’s clint barton
my drive home yesterday was nice
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me: *plucks eyebrows perfectly*
eyebrows, next day: wassup playa!!
me: oh shit!! O:
did i ever tell you guys how i accidentally looked at autoplay gay porn in front of my marching band
so it was the 2010 world cup and a friend and i wanted to know if the local dicks sporting goods had any jerseys because i really wanted to support my homebaes germany against her homebaes england (spoiler alert germany won 4-1 suck it teaboos, the deutschbags win yet again) so we went to check out the inventory before we went since dicks was like.. an hour and a half away over the river and through the woods and all that shit
we typed in dicks.com, which, for the uninitiated gay porn connoisseur, was (still is? i aint checkin rn) a conglomerate of various videos shoved on one page in a collage-style layout that ALL PLAY AT ONCE. it was like opening 20 tumblr autoplays at once but super loud and in front of 120 people
we quickly realized, but not before seeing a lot of hairy balloon knots and swinging coin purses, that we needed dicksSPORTINGGOODS.com.
me: *wears shorts once*
every mosquito ever: only these legs will satisfy me