#levret asks

Oh dear you really don’t like me, do you! 

I would perhaps. Hm. This is all so improper. I would not pail anyone here! But particularly not Lyrian. Or pale her, so I suppose I will cull her first. 

Between Malili and Nanako, I suppose I would.... oh please don’t ever tell him I said this, considering we already had that one encounter we do not ever speak of, but I would pail Malili. He is much more attractive than Nanako in that respect. 

Ohhhhh my god. Okay. Lyrian, Malili, Vadaya.

I believe I would kill Lyrian. She is very competent but very terrifying and I would sleep much better if she was further away from me.

Marry Vadaya. I can’t say that we would get along terribly well but we are also both very busy and I don’t think we will be hive at the same time very often! Also I’ve seen Malili’s desk. I’m very concerned with the state of his hive.

IRRITATED

An irritated Levret is a Levret that makes himself known. He’ll get pissy! He’ll scold and probably try to lecture people who try to bother him. He’ll fold his arms and tap his fingers, and it’ll only be over until he gets over himself and moves on because he’s an adult dammit, or the irritation is fixed. 

LUSTING

A disclaimer: I’m pretty fucking ace idk how this particular emotion works. 

Buuuut. He’d probably not acknowledge that sort of thing right off the bat, play it cool, but totally get mushy about it in private. I think. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SURPRISED

He likes a good surprise! It’s usually very hard to surprise him. He might be a little silly, but he’s still a detective, and sometimes getting bested can show you the way to self improvement! He’ll jump, he’ll laugh, be a good sport about it and go on his way. If it happens too much, then he’ll start feeling the need for one ups man ships. Levret has probably gotten into escalating prank wars before. 

5. Guilty pleasures

Please, he’s not guilty of anything, much less having fun. He’ll get drunk! He’ll go to bars! He’s got a sniper case full of cute stickers and adorable pjs he’s not ashamed of!  .. Okay so he used to have an on and off cigarette habit, which was off when he got partnered with Malili, then he saw him break down in tears over a random dude smoking on the sidewalk and has resisted going back on. Bc. Wtf dude. 

17. Regrets

Not so many of them! There’s probably a couple of youthful regrets in there, that he didn’t spend more time working on his destined position. The youthful sure are so full of opportunity, huh? 

18. Things they’ll never admit

2. Their emotional/moral weak spots

Levret is more put together than some of the characters I rp! He’s been drinking that Koolaid tho, and he’s always going to default to the Empire being right. He’s got a soft spot though, for kindness and helping people. But only if they’re the right people. unu. 

8. Bad memories/experiences

Boy he was nerdy as a kid. He thought he was a jade who was a teal cusp, not a teal who was a jade cusp for the longest time, and the discovery it was the other way around, was really hard for him, because it totally destroyed his dreams of being a cavern jade. Then he tried for a mediculler position, and attempted to test into it upon ascension, but got the legislacerator program instead. :” D

He’s was very determined to make the best of it!!!! and now that he’s Old (tm) he’s p much okay with it. 

14. Ingrained habits/forces of habit

The dude has a compulsive sticky note habit. He’s got a pad of them in his vest pocket and writes himself reminders all the time. When he wants someone to do something, he’ll slap a sticky note on their face. 

18. Dark secrets/’skeletons in the closet’

Well!! This is quite a line up you have here. 

I suppose I would pale Malili. He does so desperately needs one and I sincerely doubt he has pale suitors lining up down the block. 

Hrm. That leaves Major Urvata and Captain Bonjou. They are good soldiers! 

... Though I have certain feelings regarding Captain Bonjou that place her firmly in the impale category. 

CC,, omfg

1) Levret has named the little bunny toy in Malili’s desk, Mr. McFluffington bc Malili wouldn’t tell him what he had already named it. 

2) Malili buys Levret cute stickers as an apology whenever he fucks up too bad. Levret decorates the inside of his rifle case with them. 

3) Levret decorates the inside of his rifle case with the stickers Malili gets him whenever he gets a kill as a way of commemoration 

4) Levret always insists on being the one who drives. Malili doesn’t even like driving, but will always argue with him about it.