#leviathanplay

GG: ALL OF THEM!!!! :DDGG: i have favorite flowers for specific people thoughGG: karkat is columbinesGG: rose is white rosesGG: aradia is carnationsGG: john is bluebonnetsGG: dave is red rhododendronsGG: jake is gardeniasGG: but for me??GG: i like calla lilies C:

TT: I plead the Fifth.TT: Especially since I'm about to commit a felony.-- TT forced entry into channel ---- TT blocked TT from responding to chat --TT: He can murder her all he wants, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen.TT: I have pictures.TT: Video.TT: A truly glorious audio feed.TT: Backed up in triplicate.TT: It's really his own fault for being so anal retentive.TT: He can be such an asshole sometimes.TT: And so full of it, too.-- TT unblocked TT from responding to chat --TT: Shut the fuck up with the anus puns, bro.-- TT kicked TT from channel --TT: Really, he just underestimated the capabilities of his fragile human body.TT: Capacity, tensile strength, stamina, pain tolerance, the works.TT: What's more humiliating is he had me hack into it.TT: Humiliating for both of us.TT: It was like trying to communicate with a protoplasmic amoeba, that's how unsophisticated it was.TT: All to turn off the vibrating function.TT: I 'slipped up' a few times before I got it right.

TG: oh boyyyTG: uhTG: i have a buttload for dirkadoodleTG: do u wanna hear abt the time i made him pee his pants cuz he was laffin so hrad?TG: or maybe abt whne he txted me that he got one of my dongers stuck in his buttTG: or the 6mo he had bracesTG: or the tiem he brorrowed my hair strithngnerTG: *straightenerTG: n managed 2 burn off the tip of his hairTG: how about the dildo in the butthole thingerTG: bcuz hes a dummy and didnt read my labels or schematickers b4 he jsut dipped it in bio oil and went 2 frickin townTG: it was a tense series of snapchats ill tell u that mcuhTG: i had 2 draw him a diagrammatic n everytingTG: good times

TA: 5P0RNT5?TA: get off my channel, fuckface.-- TA kicked TA from chat --TA: 2orry about that.TA: human 2port2 are pretty tame 2o ii don't miind watchiing them.TA: no one diie2, u2ually.TA: there'2 2tiill ca2tei2m 2omehow becau2e thii2 ii2 an a22-backward2 planet, but iit'2 not rampant 2laughter ba2ed on phy2iical feature2.TA: there'2 al2o con2iiderably le22 magiic/2ciience.TA: everythiing would be better wiith p2iioniic2.TA: 2peakiing of, ii 2hould get on RX about how the godtiier game2 are goiing, catch you later.

TG: bet youre all expecting me to say some sort of corvidTG: youre all wrongTG: catsTG: cats are where its atTG: and im not just saying that because i have people sharing my genetics who are clinically obsessed with felinesTG: and im not just saying it for irony because haha he doesnt like pussy but he likes kittensTG: i seriously mean i like cats a hell of a lot manTG: they dont give a fuckTG: meowgon spengler is probably my favorite nonhuman entityTG: also when i was real little bro and i lived close to an access road to a freewayTG: there were a lot of feral cats that lived under the bridge thereTG: theyd get run over a lotTG: id take em home and clean em up and skin a dead catTG: yes literallyTG: and bleach its bones and articulate the skeleton and make it into my own personal science projectTG: i have quite a few cats in my dead shit collectionTG: they all have names because im not a monsterTG: mad respect for felis catus

CA: wwhale iCA: cod i dont knowwCA: bein pitied by a human is wweirdCA: but shed be a vvioletblood like meCA: maybe efin higherCA: but its like she saysCA: evvery hitler needs an evvaCA: shes my evvaCA: shes a wwhite angel wwith a black corsetCA: she alwways buys wwhat she breaksCA: an yeah wwe wwrite wwizard fanfic sometimesCA: wwhen i say wwe i mean shes my bettaCA: my nsfww is pretty good nowwCA: dont tell her i said anyfin though

CG: IT DOESN'T MATTER.CG: I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING ON EARTH LIKE IT.CG: BUT I MANAGE TO FIND A NEW FAVORITE EVERY WEEK.CG: JOHN THINKS IT'S GROSS BUT I LIKE THE KINDS OF FOOD YOU CAN FIND AT EARTH CHINESE STREET VENDORS.CG: FRIED INSECTS, SPICY BARKFIEND MEAT, THINGS LIKE THAT.CG: ... HE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN MAD AT ME ONCE BECAUSE HE CAUGHT ME LICKING AN ANT TRAIL IN HIS FOODBLOCK WHERE HE'D DROPPED A FROZEN FRUIT STICK THAT STARTED TO MELT.CG: I'M DISGUSTING, THIS ISN'T NEWS.