Sep 19, 2015
Wow, you weren't kidding about 2x2 Dirk being an asshole.
jake is also dirk’s gauntlets-off button, because all’s fair in love and war and to dirk’s mind jake has chosen war
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Wow, you weren't kidding about 2x2 Dirk being an asshole.
jake is also dirk’s gauntlets-off button, because all’s fair in love and war and to dirk’s mind jake has chosen war
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2x2 Dirk: is Equius just fun to fuck, or could there be more if you let it be?
TT: There’s no “could be,” there only “is.”TT: We’re dating. I like him. Very much.TT: He’s good people.
2x2 Dirk: Has it occurred to you that insulting the women who sleep with Jake, rather than Jake himself, is kind of tacky? And cliched? It isn't Aradia's fault that Jake is unavailable to you.
TT: None of them are good enough for him.TT: Not a single one.TT: But if that’s what he wants, I don’t care if his dick shrivels.
If the character questions are still open then, 2x2verse Dirk&Roxy: How hard was it to adjust to a non-flooded Earth?
TG: oh jeezTG: u wanna take this bbTT: I think they want your opinion too.TT: It was...TT: It was just something else.TT: Growing up, RoLal and I were the last two humans left alive.TG: n then we get here and all of the suddenTG: pplTG: errywhereTG: breathign n touchingTT: Everything gets very loud sometimes.TG: not just like sound butTG: lgihts n ppl nd cars n crapfaces n trollsTT: No offense, bro, but I think it might have been harder on me.TT: I’m still jealous you had actual carapaces to talk to.TT: And New York wasn’t exactly as flooded as Houston.TG: thx for the neener neener rly appricate it broTT: My apartment building is no longer underwater and it’s a weird feeling.TT: Not to be completely disgusting, but have a gratuitous horrible analogy:TT: It’s like looking at a pre-9/11 postcard and seeing the Twin Towers in the NYC skyline.TG: actually thats p goodTG: except him n me wer post 911TG: post errything rlyTT: Post Sea Hitler Holocaust Apocalypse.TG: nd now were preTG: the whorld is whole n clamTG: nothing hurtsTT: And no more fishbitch.TG: no more fishbitch!!
*backs away rapidly from nerve hit* Dirk, do you have a thing for slave/master kinks or is that just Equius?
TT: Slave/master...?TT: Oh, the "sir" thing.TT: I'm his team captain.TT: It speaks for itself.TT: Also, in his eyes, I'm a mutantblood. Outside the spectrum.TT: Rarer than his hemocaste and subject to forced execution.TT: That I've survived this long without being culled makes him respect me.TT: I certainly don't mind him calling me that, if that's what you're asking.TT: It's gentlemanly, polite, and slurs so well through his teeth.
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Equius and Dirk, can you elaborate on the deal with you guys (and Jake?)
CT: D--> This makes me uncomfortableTT: You don't have to answer, bro.CT: D--> As you say sirTT: He's right, though.TT: Mind your own business.CT: D--> I w001d prefer to return to practiceTT: Go on ahead, I'll handle this.-- CT left group chat --TT: The thing with him is also none of your fucking business.TT: Step the fuck off.
dirk is roxy your moirail?
TT: I don't know if she'd agree specifically with that word, but if she did, she'd say he'll ya.TT: She doesn't like using quadrant designations for her relationships.TT: Rubs the wrong way, what with Fishbitch and all.TT: But she's so much more than my best bro.TT: I would literally do anything for her.TT: I took my head off for someone else, but for her I would ritualistically disembowel myself and let vultures pick apart my internal organs every day for the rest of eternity.TT: I'd like to think she'd do the same for me.
Dirk: how often do you use your powers nowadays?
TT: If you mean the fracturing aspect of it, every day, because I'm a fucking moron and remade my auto-responder.TT: But with the soul-ripping-out thing...TT: I've been told that's rude and I shouldn't do it.TT: But holy mother of god do I ever want to.