Apr 21, 2021
Obey Me! Characters as things me and my friends have said (and very out of context) Part 10:
Diavolo: i'm gay. i would kiss a man on the lips.
Beezlebub: these are red onions. get your facts straight.
Mammon: i'm broke, i don't owe you shit.
Satan: *proceeds to drink straight up ranch*
Leviathan: when you can't marry your waifu.
Asmodeus: you had me and lost me at titties.
Belphegor: would you listen to my soundcloud?
Lucifer: now is not the time to be thinking about that. i need to get this fucking essay turned in.
Solomon: i have a question, and no, you cannot answer it with "the bible".
Simeon: oh hello.
Luke: why did i have to be born short?
Barbatos: rat jizz.
