#leviackermanheadcannon

Levi Ackerman Headcannons! Nsfw!mdni!

Remembers so much you don't remember telling him, that it seems like he is a mind reader. He will know every single thing about you, right down to your favourite pen colour.

He walks silently, so sometimes he scares you by sneaking up behind like a cat.

When he praises you, it is short and quick, nothing too much. He knows you enjoy it but he doesn't want to overdo it, because he likes how you don't expect it from him. Saying, "Good", "Better than last.", and things like that always are little teases from him.

When he first realises he likes you, he does stutter a lot around you, so he doesn't talk to you as much because he gets embarrassed. Eventually, he will admit to it when you date.

He loves when you take control, especially in the bedroom, but that doesn't mean he will neglect telling you what to do and how to do it. He enjoys how you're the one deciding and not have the pressure be on him.

Ass slapper. All the time in private.

If he hates a food, he will say it every single time someone mentions it. If there is a tea he hates, he will stare at it in the store for a few seconds, just with utter disgust.

If he doesn't know a word in a book, he will underline it with pencil, and then you'd write the meaning on a slip of paper when he isn't around, and he'd go back and erase the pencil in the book. Neither ever speak of it.

One time he tries using lemon as a cologne and realises it's not too bad for after the shower under his arms. He's only ever tried it there and only ever will. He hates how the others don't bathe properly, so this is his way of feeling extra clean. He, then, notices how light his armpit hair is, so he shaves it periodically so no one would suspect anything.

He'd never drink coffee after 1pm.

He enjoys herbs a lot, and does have a mini herb garden for his cooking. He doesn't like anything too overpowering, but still tries it out.