#levi hansen

levi is looking better and better, grey hair charm i guess! ;)

"Oh... it’s you...what do you want?” 

“Really Malachi is that an appropriate way to greet your father? Is that how you’d want your children to address you?” 

“Not something I have to worry about, my kids actually like me.” 

“Come on boy, you liked me some of the time. Admit it, we even have some happy memories together.” 

“I’m almost twenty-five dad, I am not a boy. Now I’ll ask again, what the fuck do you want? I really need to get back to work.” 

“Heh.. I need to speak to you. Alone. I’ll compensate whatever that’s worth to you and this little...”

“Hardware store...” 

“Hey what do you know it’s the planet’s most predictable fucking pair. You get the condom on right this time or am I going to be a granddad again?”

“What is this shit?” 

“Really glad we’re on the same page about this Hansen. Teenagers can be quite temperamental, better to have a united front with these things.” 

“You just don’t know when to shut your mouth do you Mal? I’d say you’re pretty lucky that girl’s mom didn’t straight up clock you in the teeth because she really looked like she wanted to.”

“Do you.. think she’ll let me see her? Like..even with supervision or something?” 

“Look kid, you don’t even want to know the kind of trouble they went through to find her today. It was only after they talked to half the damn neighborhood that they narrowed shit down because most of the kids didn’t even have a clue where you’d gone. They just knew she was with you and that led them to me. I still can’t believe you took her there. Like trust me I get it. You’re testing the waters, trying new things, but fuck I really hope you at least had the sense to use some fucking protection because you don’t know what an unbelievable hassle it is to deal with that fucking family.”

“Umm..” 

“Oh it’s just you...”

“Disappointed?” 

“No.. I just - I swear I heard that boy of yours...he hasn’t been here more than ten minutes since you arrived.” 

“Sorry...” 

“It’s alright, I know I can’t truly force them to want to be with me.” 

“Well I’m here if you need me.” 

“So... They ready? You had them pack... nice things right?” 

“Really Levi? For fucks sake you don’t think I don’t know how she is?” 

“I know.. it’s just.. she’ll jump down my throat if he doesn’t have a tie or nice slacks or some shit.” 

“Cause you have a tie.” 

“I own one precisely for this fucking reason.”  

“I really wish you wouldn’t take them there, you know how miserable she makes all of you.” 

“Yeah but the old bitch is alone now and I know it means a lot to her to see them.” 

"Alright but if Malachi has another anxiety attack because of this shit...” 

“Don’t worry, I’ll take them back to my place if it gets too much.”